Every day I wake up and ask myself why Emma Watson has so much more than me. A successful acting career, a Lancome modeling contract, Tom Felton’s phone number, a believable British accent and the ability to pull off short hair. Simply put, it’s not fair.
And to make matters even worse, she now has her hands on this fall’s hottest accessory: a mentally-unbalanced and possibly emotionally-disturbed stalker. Do you know how hard it is to find a good stalker these days? Nearly impossible now that they’re so in demand by all the A-List celebrities.
According to our friends at The Daily Mirror, Emma Watson ran into a familiar face while on the set of Noah this weekend. Familiar mostly because he’s stalked her in the past. While at first I’m sure she was all like, “remind me how I know you again? Nursery school? Hogwarts? The Vanity Fair post-Oscars party?” she quickly realized exactly how she knew him.
He handed her a heartfelt letter that I’m sure outlines his favorite scenes from Fifty Shades of Grey and why he thinks she should play Anastasia Steele– and she thanked him for this lovely gesture by screaming.
He responded by running off into the woods and hiding there. Unfortunately his hiding skills aren’t anywhere as good as his stalking skills and he quickly got caught.
While he apparently got a stern talking to about trespassing on movie sets, we’re sure this isn’t the last we’ll hear of him. After all, every A-list celebrity needs an A-list stalker — and I think this guy has what it takes to break onto secure sets all over this country.
(Photo: Optic Photos, PacificCoastNews.com)