Despite appearing alongside the legendary Britney Spears at The X-Factor judges table, Demi Lovato continues to steal the show with her youthful banter. In fact, fellow judge Simon Cowell’s absolutely charmed by his young co-judge and he barely manages to hide his glee when she teases him on air.
Unfortunately for him, she’s horrified by the mere thought of him. I’m sure she’s thinking of him right now and reaching for the Pepto Bismol.
Not only is he the most ancient human being alive (is even alive? can someone fact check that?), but he’s also totally unappealing. As she tells Jimmy Kimmel, even if he was like 25, she’d still reject his friend request. I mean, he parts his hair in the middle. What’s up with that?
That’s right up there with wearing cargo jorts in the summer and staying in on a Saturday night to watch a The Secret Life of the American Teenager marathon — totally unacceptable behavior for people who want to date other people.
Even though Demi’s disgusted by Simon Cowell, she does praise him for being smart enough to put together a great show. But then makes sure we understand that she still hates him.
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