• Tue, Oct 9 2012

I Can’t Trust Jennifer Lawrence After She Openly Admits To Liking Food In Vogue Interview

Just when you think you know Jennifer Lawrence, she surprises you by proudly proclaiming she likes food. Not just eating it for nourishment and life-sustaining reasons, but actually savoring the moments between picking it up on her fork and chewing it up into little pieces.

In an upcoming interview with Vogue UK, she says,”Like, they (the paparazzi) got me at the movies yesterday and the caption read something like, ‘Curvy star cannot wait to dig into a tub of popcorn’. I mean come on! I’m just a normal girl who likes to eat! At least they got me using me hands.”

I’m going to be sick. Did she just use the word normal to describe herself? Yeah right Katniss Everdeen. You stopped being normal when we all started stalking you at the movie theater. Tell you what, no one ever reports on what I eat in the movies — and sometimes I eat real weird things, like whatever is in my fridge at home that can be easily concealed in my bag.  So yeah, you’re not “normal” and you’re not one of us. And once you stop being normal, you can’t do things like EAT. Especially in public.

Sometimes it’s like she never read the The Rules of Hollywood: The Definitive Guide to Staying Thin While Pretending to Eat Bacon Cheeseburgers During Interviews. I’m starting to even wonder if she’s ever done a 90-day juice cleanse before an award show or gotten assorted plastic surgery on her knees and elbows.

It’s time someone more famous take J.Law under wing and show her what being a celebrity is all about. Otherwise, when will she know it’s the right time to start a publicity relationship or leak a nude photo?

 

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  • Cara

    I feel so betrayed. Who does she think she is?!

  • Cara

    On a side note, she’s considered “curvy”? I just saw her in HATES and her body looked amazing. Probably not so much anymore though, since she did eat a tub of popcorn.

    • Jenni

      Yeah, I bet she totally regrets eating that now. She’s probably already been called by Weight Watchers to be their next spokeswoman.

  • Jessie

    I kinda lost respect with Jennifer… Today, I read about her saying that she couldn’t stand shy people and that shy people is the worst and stuff. I’m kinda shy and that’s offensive. I used to find her bluntness funny and adorable, but lately, the statements about food in your article included, I noticed that she’s a kind of girl who doesn’t filter her thought before saying them. Call me easily offended. But come on, how would she feel if somebody calls her big mouth coz she’s talkative? I admire her boldness to be honest and blunt in saying things, but I think she needs to be reminded about manners sometimes!

    • C.

      YES, let’s have Lindsay Lohan teach Jen some manners, cause she’s really awful.

    • Jenni

      In Lilo’s defense, she has great etiquette when it comes to apologizing for accusing your mom of going on a coke-fueled rage.

  • K

    This post is seriously twisted – you don’t trust her because she is famous and likes food. Someone needs to show her what being a celebrity is about… again, because she likes food. Somebody needs to take you under their wing and show you what responsible reporting is about. And soon.

    • Jenni

      How soon? Do you think tonight is too far away? Am I already a lost cause????

    • http://twilightirruption.blogspot.com/ abbeysbooks

      Jenni are you kidding about weight problems or serious. If serious just read the Zone and do it. Simple, very easy and it works perfectly.