Just when you think you know Jennifer Lawrence, she surprises you by proudly proclaiming she likes food. Not just eating it for nourishment and life-sustaining reasons, but actually savoring the moments between picking it up on her fork and chewing it up into little pieces.
In an upcoming interview with Vogue UK, she says,”Like, they (the paparazzi) got me at the movies yesterday and the caption read something like, ‘Curvy star cannot wait to dig into a tub of popcorn’. I mean come on! I’m just a normal girl who likes to eat! At least they got me using me hands.”
I’m going to be sick. Did she just use the word normal to describe herself? Yeah right Katniss Everdeen. You stopped being normal when we all started stalking you at the movie theater. Tell you what, no one ever reports on what I eat in the movies — and sometimes I eat real weird things, like whatever is in my fridge at home that can be easily concealed in my bag. So yeah, you’re not “normal” and you’re not one of us. And once you stop being normal, you can’t do things like EAT. Especially in public.
Sometimes it’s like she never read the The Rules of Hollywood: The Definitive Guide to Staying Thin While Pretending to Eat Bacon Cheeseburgers During Interviews. I’m starting to even wonder if she’s ever done a 90-day juice cleanse before an award show or gotten assorted plastic surgery on her knees and elbows.
It’s time someone more famous take J.Law under wing and show her what being a celebrity is all about. Otherwise, when will she know it’s the right time to start a publicity relationship or leak a nude photo?