After realizing that launching a photography business pleased her strict parents, Angela Pham attempted to find a new way to disown herself. She quickly stopped promoting her photography and returned to her greatest past time — promoting herself. When she’s not secretly waitressing in Brooklyn, she’s hawking a line of nipple tassels that she makes out of discarded foreskin and the tears of Manhattan girls who made the fatal mistake to travel to Brooklyn.
She’s doing quite well and rather than quitting her waitressing job, she plans to spend her profits on a big girl gay. That’s a gay who comes bedazzled in feathers and catchphrases like, “you look hot gurl!!”
Claudia Martinez Reardon
Claudia meant it when she told Angela Pham that she’s a hard worker who always sees a project through to the end. That’s why she burned End of Century down after quitting. Tearfully she called her parents from jail and told them that she hopes they’d accept an insurance check in lieu of the $15,000 dollars she owed them.
While she resigned herself to stay in jail for the rest of her life as a punishment for indulging Chantal in a job, the Sucklord held a fundraiser to pay for a defense attorney.
In exchange for his kindess, Claudia helped him open up a gallery to showcase all his wonderful creations. Sometimes he thanks for her hard work and tells her to take a day off.
She gently holds the vial of End of Century ashes she wears dutifully around her neck and fondly recalls the one time Chantal drunkenly thanked her for almost doing her job right.
After struggling to find any kind of enjoyment by being employed, Chantal Chadwick followed through on her threat to Claudia and moved to Paris. Within moments of arriving in the city, she grew bored. Not only could she tell right away that she’d be in the top five of her yoga class, but someone also had the audacity to ask her to pay rent. Couldn’t they see she’s an artist of the mind. That she’s a woman who thinks beyond money and electric bills and all these trivial things that people without a true artist’s eye for a Lower East Side accessories store focus on
While rumors ran rampant that she’d gone deep into the underground Japanese modeling scene, Bravo can only confirm that she returned her Gallery Girls paycheck to them with a note that she didn’t understand what they sent her and she wouldn’t accept it.
Her aunt paid for the return postage.
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