Remember Britney Spears‘ former
puppeteer “manager” Sam Lufti? He’s the guy who’s hip she was attached to in the time surrounding her meltdown phase. The guy that cost her $121,000 when she had to file a restraining order against him because he was doing such a great job “managing” her. Yeah, that stand up gentleman.
As if he hadn’t already done enough for her, Sam Lufti is now making some seriously startling claims about my girl Britney. Right in the middle of her comeback! Like, “meth in the carpet” startling. And that’s just rude if you ask me.
According to NY Daily News, Sam Lufti is now alleging that he once brought drug sniffing dogs into Britney Spears’ home and they found a secret stash of crystal meth.
This is really confusing to me, because I thought that everyone was super proud and happy for Brit Brit not being crazy anymore. She’s doing so well on The X Factor, giving normal sounding feedback, not shaving her head… why would anyone want to fuck that up for her by claiming they found meth in her house? Oh, right. Because that someone is also suing her for defamation.
Hmm, defamation, you say? That might have something to do with the Britney camp’s past claims stating that Lufti was responsible for Britney going bonkers. I’m assuming Lufti considers being accused of basically causing Brit’s breakdown “defamation.” I can understand that. But what I can’t understand is why he would file court documents containing seemingly bogus claims in order to prove his case. Or why he thinks anyone will believe him, because he always seemed like a con man to me.
According to the docs, Lufti’s drug hounds allegedly found “hot spots of drug use” in Britney’s carpet. What is this, Breaking Bad? Like Britney Spears would just go sprinkling meth around the house or something. Or maybe we’re spposed to think the meth belonged to little Preston and Jayden.
The documents go on to state that Lufti claims to have cleaned up the meth mess himself, Stanley Steemer-ing the floor and all before eventually replacing the carpet completely. Like any good, caring, trustworthy, helpful friend would do. Saying he’s covered up meth tracks seriously adds to Lufti’s credibility, right?
All these allegations come in light of Lufti preparing for his upcoming trial with Britney. Does this seem fishy to anyone else? Like maybe someone’s not so happy for Britney and the comeback she’s on the road to making?
A few years ago, these rumors might have had some traction. But now, not
so much at all. Britney’s back on track, and clearly NOT on meth. If she was, wouldn’t we be able to tell? She definitely doesn’t have meth-mouth. I’m never distracted by dry-rotting teeth hanging on by just the nerves or anything while she gets her judge on during The X Factor, so this whole “meth in Britney’s house” thing seems off. But maybe that’s just me.
And consider this: Would anyone on meth would be able to stand Simon Cowell? Or Demi Lovato, for that matter? Sorry, Lufti, but my vote is “no.”
Britney’s the sanest she’s been in years. She’s got a great gig on an okay show, and is slowly but surely proving to us all that comebacks are possible. All in all, Britney’s handlers have clearly been doing something right, which leads me to believe that even in the most hypothetical of worlds, if any shred of this meth business were true, it wouldn’t come out like this. Not right now.
I’m no lawyer or anything, but in my professional opinion, this is all a bunch of bullshit.