The Daily WTF: 50 Cent Has A Foolproof Four-Step Plan To Help You Stop Masturbating

50 Cent anti masturbation steps sex abstinence Twitter funny wtf R. Kelly ASL videoI know we talk about people like Amanda Bynes suddenly, inexplicably acting out, but the true winner of the Bizarre Celebrity Behavior Award has to be 50 Cent. The rapper/actor/P.I.M.P. has experienced quite the changover in the past year and a half: When I started writing at Crushable, I remember doing stories about him Photoshopping himself as Hitler and threatening to attack a gay wedding. Now he’s become surprisingly supportive of same-sex marriage, but that weird conservative energy has been redirected into sex.

See, Fiddy is apparently practicing abstinence. He broke up with Chelsea Handler around January, so it’s unclear who he’s talking about when he tweeted, I’m practicing abstinence women = confusion I don’t need right now. At the time, Chelsea said that they had “a falling-out” because one of his ex-girlfriends who wanted him back was appearing on Chelsea Lately. But a few days ago, the ex in question Ciara shrugged off those rumors. So, maybe this is the confusion that 50 Cent was referencing.

At any rate, he wouldn’t listen to Twitter followers who tried to argue with him, saying, I didn’t write the bible fool. just stop lol. I find it hard to believe that Fiddy is so anti-sex, mostly because I’ve seen his naked ass in film more times than I’d like to remember. (Like this NSFW sex scene he had with AnnaLynne McCord in a movie I’ve never heard of.) But then he went a step further and dropped some wisdom for his followers. That is, he gave them the Ten—er, Four Commandments that they would need to stay pure.

50 Cent anti masturbation four steps sex abstinence Chelsea Handler tweets funny

50 Cent anti masturbation four steps sex abstinence Chelsea Handler tweets funny

BOOM. Just go on with your bad self, Fiddy. We all know you’ll drop this mini-crusade once something else catches your attention. For further proof he was trolling us, consider his tweet from earlier today: I learned a lot playing around on twitter yesterday. Good morning

Anyway, personally I find R. Kelly‘s argument much more compelling

[via Gawker]

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