There’s nothing more frightening in the entire world than a One Direction fan. Between their determination and their devotion, I have no doubt that they could kill you if provoked. Maybe even unprovoked. I’ve never seen a fan base quite so passionate and so dedicated to their cause.
However sometimes passion leads fans down the dangerous road of destruction. A road covered with bloodshed from the girlfriends who tried to get to close to their boyfriends. Sorry ladies, like the rest of us, you’ll have to admire the boys — Harry Styles, Zayn Malik, Liam Payne, Louis Tomlinson, Niall Horan — from afar.
Oh what’s that? You can’t handle keeping your hands off them. Well, then, their motto’s clearly stated in the 1D Family Handbook: hands off or heads off.
And sadly for Liam Payne’s ex-girlfriend, Danielle Peazer, she chose heads off. After months of allegedly getting threatened online by One Direction fans, she finally decided she couldn’t take it anymore. Also Liam was gone a lot on tour and that totally sucked for her. She wants to date Liam-in-real-life, not Liam-the-kid-I-date-who-I-only-see-on-TV.
So they’re over now. Another one bites the dust. I’m scared to imagine how the One Direction fanbase reacted to this news. I just know it probably imagined glee and lust and a sense of pride in their accomplishments.
Regardless, the less ladies that are involved in the boys’ lives, the stronger they’ll be as a team.
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