Sarah Jessica Parker’s Twin Daughters Are Already Bored By Her

Well, the Broderick twins are already over their mother Sarah Jessica Parker. And by the looks of this photo, the nanny’s over her too.

I knew this day would come. The day when Tabitha and Loretta finished all six seasons of Sex and the City and convinced their nanny to let them watch both Sex and the City movies after preschool. Later that day, after nap time and snack time, the girls got to thinking.

Why did Mommy agree to act in not one, but two movies that turned her entire series into a caricature? Sure the series had its flaws, but it still resembled some kind of intelligent discussion on sex and the city.  I mean, my goodness, the characters are so one-dimensional that James Wilkie could have written the second movie. Did James Wilkie write the second movie?

The girls made a note to bring that up casually between bath time and bed time. In the meantime, they’d have to endure their mother. Even though they’d lost all respect for her and even though does she turn everything into a long-winded metaphor for her friends’ failed relationships.

(Photo: TNYF/WENN.com)

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