• Tue, Sep 25 2012

This Alleged Audio Of Zayn Malik Getting Girls For Him And Harry Styles Sounds Like The Unsexiest Booty Call Ever

Zayn Malik Harry Styles booty call audio video Crystabel Riley

I wonder if the boys of One Direction are starting to regret being so open about their sexuality, because it seems like every week or so there’s a rumor about one of the boys letting his schlong do the thinking for him and getting into trouble. All I’m sayin’ is, as boring as the Backstreet Boys might seem in comparison, they weren’t getting caught up in gossipy situations like this.

As all you Directioners know, Zayn Malik is currently dating Perrie Edwards, from fellow X Factor group Little Mix. But DigitalSpy found a YouTube video with what the poster claims is leaked audio of Zayn calling up a group of girls for what is undeniably a booty call. We don’t know if it’s actually Zayn, but there are several factors in the audio that suggest the 1D singer is looking for some love… for himself and for bandmate Harry Styles.

Here’s what we can glean from the video: Zayn is trying to get a group of girls to come back to his hotel. He gives the lead girl specific instructions to walk into the hotel as if she’s not a fan of 1D, so that security won’t think she’s a crazed preteen trying to break in. To wit, she’s supposed to say her name is Crystabel Riley, who’s the boys’ stylist and makeup artist.

This all sounds so charged and sexy, right? Wrong. Zayn sounds rushed and impatient and keeps snapping at the girls. When they say that they’re 20 minutes away, he tells them that that’s not good enough. “Harry’s saying you have to be a bit quicker than that,” he tells them, which sets them giggling and pisses him off even more. They retort back that Harry should cool his heels, which makes me think they’re more star-fuckers than legitimate fans. ”If [Harry] wants booty, he has to wait, did you say?” Zayn snaps; they make details and then hang up.

Here’s the whole audio:

Is it me, or is that the most brusque booty call? To be fair, I have very limited experience in this category, with my last booty call being a couple of “want to hang out” texts and then when the guy came over, surprise, we had sex. But here Zayn comes across as incredibly frustrated, and the girls’ attitude more sounds like a bunch of girls at a sleepover prank-calling someone.

So, I know that most Directioners are going to claim this video was faked, which seems easy enough; it’s not as if they share any info that you couldn’t find through a quick Google search. And for those assuming this video is real and calling Zayn a cheater, we can note that 1) we have no idea if this were recorded before he started dating Perrie; and 2) it sounds more like Zayn is setting up the hook-up for Harry. Because these guys are an odd blend of lovers, bros, and wingmen.

You have to wonder who actually leaked this video. My bet is on the girls, since it sounds like they recorded it on their phone; their voices are a lot clearer than Zayn’s. But, as one YouTube commenter pointed out, a true Directioner wouldn’t want to hurt the lads like this. Now that Zayn reactivated his Twitter, let’s see if he responds!

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