• Thu, Sep 20 2012

Will Lady Gaga’s Rumored Pregnancy Be Her Most Avant-Garde Outfit Ever?

Great news for people hoping to get some fresh inspiration on how to best wear their fetus this fall! Kelly Osbourne just reignited the fire behind the delicious rumor that Lady Gaga could be pregnant. Remember when she threw up backstage during a show in Romania last month and people started talking about her uterus? No? Well, now you know.

The occasional truth-tellers at The Sun report that yesterday Kelly Osbourne went on a British TV show and started telling them why she believes our very own Gaga could be with child.

Kelly told Alan: “I think she is pregnant because she has been covering up this part of her body recently and I have been noticing that a lot. “And her style has changed and you can’t bleach your hair blonde when you are pregnant.”

Now do keep in mind that The Sun does note that this is before the world witnessed Lady Gaga smoking on stage in Holland. But whatever! We can still keep going with this alleged rumor because a little weed never hurt anyone. Especially a child that will be as magically versatile as Baby Gaga.

Can you even imagine all the ways Gaga will wear it! On her head! Attached to her breasts! Hanging from her arms!

So for everyone who criticized her recent outfits and said she was “losing it,” fear not! She could be on the verge of birthing the most unpredictable accessory ever.

I would say prepare for The Grammys, but there’s now way you can possibly even wrap your mind around how she’ll best utilize Baby Gaga to blow all our minds!

However, I do suggest coming up with your best “born this way” jokes that can be told in under 140 characters. You might need to whip them out in a hurry in 9 months — and I would hate to see you miss out on a valuable opportunity to get retweeted.

(Photo: Wenn.com)

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  • Lumin ous_B_Ing

    When it comes to a child from LADY GAGA it will be hatched!