Because you have a soul and a solid understanding of how domestic abuse affects victims, you probably hate Chris Brown. Not just for what he did to Rihanna, but also for his complete lack of remorse following what he did to Rihanna.
Great news! We do too. That’s why we’re ecstatic to see that an app as awesome as Chris Brownout exists in the world.
Like everyone who’s not on Team Breezy, you grow angry when you hear Chris Brown’s name mentioned — whether it’s about him saying something hateful or about him getting nominated for an award. Regardless of the news, you know that before you even read it, you’ll end up fuming. But you can’t not read it, because, well, it’s really hard to avoid clicking on something you’ll know you’ll hate to read. The brain works in mysterious ways like that.
It’s the same reason I watched two entire season of Secret Life of the American Teenager. Sometimes you work against your own best interests and sometimes you need to play a game of intervention all by yourself.
That’s where this Chris Brownout app comes in. It literally erases Chris Brown’s name from the Internet. If you can’t see his name, then you can’t see the color of rage that so often accompanies a sighting of his name.
I promise you that it’s better than any magic trick that you’ve ever seen. Try it out now!