While it’s too late to shield your eyes, it’s never too late to gouge them out. And that’s something you might want to do after seeing Scott Disick walking around in a see-through white bathing suit. Not only does he flagrantly break the number one fashion rule – no white after labor day — but he also flaunts his manhood in our face.
You know what I never want flaunted in my face. Scott Disick’s manhood. However, I suppose that’s what happens when you get a white bathing suit wet — it’s gets see-through.
But before you start crying “Scott Disick ruined my life by thinking it was anywhere near acceptable to wear this bathing suit” remember that you’re not the only victim here. And no, I’m not talking about Kourtney Kardashian.
Think of the kids — his kids, Mason and Penelope Disick. They never asked to be exposed to this kind of lifestyle. They weren’t up there in heaven saying, “Dear God, please insert me inside the uterus of America’s most famewhoring family.”
I don’t think any of God’s precious angels aspire to be a Kardashian. But that’s just what I read on a “I’ve Been to Heaven and Back” forum last year.
Nevertheless, they’re here now — getting their nice day at the pool ruined by their father’s choice to wear a see-through bathing suit. The upside? They don’t have to think too hard about what to get him for father’s day this year.
I think a bathing suit that is any color besides white would work just fine.
(Photos: Brett Kaffee/Thibault Monnier, PacificCoastNews.com )