“Art may imitate life, but life imitates TV.” -Ani DiFranco
A 55-year old teacher named Jonathan Fuller has been suspended from the ritzy all-girls Nightingale-Bamford School following allegations that he had an affair with
Serena Van Der Woodsen an un-named student. Located on Manhattan’s Upper East Side, the school is one of a few private institutions of sexing on which the popular guilty pleasure Gossip Girl was based. The school sent Business Insider the following statement:
Upon receiving reports that a high-school teacher had behaved inappropriately, Nightingale immediately began an internal investigation. The teacher was quickly suspended and will remain so, pending the results of the investigation, which is continuing with the help of counsel. The education of our students and the well-being of those in our community remain our primary concerns.
Yeesh, sounds serious! But as you already know from Gossip Girl, this teacher was wrongfully accused by Lily in order to save Serena’s reputation after she got caught shooting up with Pete Doherty in the chapel, and students have started a social media campaign in support of him. I’m sure it’s just a matter of time before he gets to move in with Rufus and work with Serena to uncover evidence that will put Lily under ankle bracelet house arrest for a long, long time. And then, after all that, he will finally get to touch her magic boobs. Don’t worry, Mr. Fuller. It’s all going to be okay.
(Via Business Insider)