Remember last year when the 6-time self-nominated mother of the year Kris Jenner wrote a juicy memoir that included titillating details about an affair she had while married to Robert Kardashian. And the affair came suspiciously close to the time Khloe Kardashian was conceived.
Everyone with a heart was all like, “why would you include that detail in your book knowing that people already say Khloe Kardashian has a different father than Kourtney and Kim Kardashian?”
And Kris Jenner was all like, “sorry, I can’t hear you! My money machine’s very loud!!”
Well now OJ Simpson, a man accused of every crime ever covered on 20/20, allegedly changed his will to include Khloe Kardashain. He’s ready to make things right. Obviously not all things. But this particular thing.
According to the latest National Enquirer story that’s 30% believable and 70% pure Lifetime Movie Network, Kris Jenner can now rest assured that Khloe Kardashain will be bringing even more money back into the family fold.
“O.J. believes Khloe is his natural-born daughter through his affair with Kris Jenner when she was married to his buddy Robert Kardashian – and he wants to do something about it,” revealed an insider. “At 65, he’s tired and becoming increasingly aware he may not ever leave prison alive. He says he wants to ‘do the right thing.’”
So while I’m not exactly sure how this works now, I’m almost positive that Khloe Kardashian owes OJ Simpson a gazillion Father’s Day cards. Or at least a kameo on the show.
Kongrats Kardashian family! Just when everyone thought you all couldn’t get any worse, alleged murderer OJ Simpson gets involved.
(Photo: Thomas Janssen, PacificCoastNews.com)