What a peach.
This is a legitimate fear.
This is how you know men created this meme.
Ask the cat, he'll verify it.
Dream girl, right here.
Side note: How many times have you tried to convince a crush that this was the case? Yeah, me too.
And it's not even your birthday!
The Overly Attached Girlfriend would want you to get stranded without gas.
Downton Abbey ain't no joke.
Just like Mom used to do.
This one might be my favorite, because it's just so "...huh?"