• Mon, Sep 10 2012

Even The Taliban Is Annoyed By Prince Harry’s Antics

Are you annoyed by the tabloid-y antics of Prince Adorable Ginger Penis? Not as much as the Taliban, I bet. And, in true Taliban form, they are retaliating by saying mean things about him to the newspaper. Things like “OMG not cute” “we are going to kill you.’

Say it ain’t so, Taliban dudes! “We are using all our strength to get rid of him, either by killing or kidnapping” a Taliban spokesman told Reuters from an undisclosed location today. ”We have informed our commanders in Helmand to do whatever they can to eliminate him.” I guess they weren’t as won over as some by his naked, coke-fueled antics as some.

While obviously scary, this threat should help put some of Harry’s foibles into perspective, in that when your life is constantly being threatened, you are allowed to go as nuts as you want to in between tours in Afghanistan. That said, it seems suspicious that the Taliban would tell a news organization about their plans to off Harry before actually carrying them out, so maybe that “Taliban spokesman” is actually two Prince Harrys standing on top of each other in a trench coat, trying to buy themselves a little press sympathy at a time when many are calling him a knucklehead.

(Via RadarOnline)

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