This past weekend at the VMAs, Rihanna and Katy Perry were caught on camera performing a rather delicate operation on each other. I didn’t watch the VMAs, so I have zero context in which to interpret it, but that doesn’t mean it won’t be fun to try! Here are a few of my best guesses as to what exactly was going on here:
-Both of their laps caught fire from the excitement and they had to help put each other’s crotch fires out.
-They were helping each other seltzer out red wine stains.
-Two men who may or may not have been Justin Bieber and Robert Pattinson presented themselves for a little upside down HJ action.
-A spirited game of Yahtzee.
-Rihanna wanted to capture some of Katy’s trademark “lesbians for attention” mojo, and Katy was happy to oblige.