Kim Kardashian and Lindsay Lohan Continue To Prove Clint Eastwood’s Chair Is More Interesting Than They Are

What do the upcoming presidential election, a sex tape, necklace-stealing and Twitter have in common, you ask? No, not John Edwards. Why, Kim Kardashian and Lindsay Lohan, duh!  I don’t know about you, but when I saw that Kim K. hosted a DNC after-party (those really exist?) last night in Charlotte I breathed a sigh of relief.  Finally, FINALLY a realistic, down-to-earth celebrity is supporting the Democratic Party.  Who needs Scarlett Johannsen, the Foo Fighters or Patton Oswalt when you can have a real, rugged, for-the-people kind of gal like Kim?

I was worried during the DNC this week that my political party of choice wouldn’t be able to compete with the irrelevance, inconsistency and pure insanity of Clint Eastwood and his chair at the RNC last week.  Lucky for me, most celebrities are Democrats or, at the very least, likely to tweet the President.

…Which is exactly what Lindsay Lohan decided to do today.  Because she is not only under the misguided notion that President Obama will actually see it and give a shit, but that she deserves tax breaks.   Yes, you read that right.  Lindsay Lohan — DUI collecting, jewelry-thieving, bad-lipstick-wearing, Mean-Girls-Was-Almost-Ten-Years-Ago, Lindsay Lohan– thought that tweeting the President of the United States about her desire for tax cuts was a sound decision.  LOLz.

President Obama sent out this tweet early this morning:

“I’ve cut taxes for those who need it: middle class families, small businesses.”

Lindsay Lohan, justifiably miffed, sent out this response:

“we also need to cut them for those that are listed on Forbes as ‘millionaires’ if they are not, you must consider that as well.”

Ugh, don’t you just hate it when your tax burdens cut into your cocaine budget?  Maybe she’s looking for a little somethin’-somethin’ to help her out with that massive bill from Chateau Marmont? Either way, I think we should start a Lindsanity Lohan Fund to compensate for where the President and Forbes magazine are lacking.  Poor thing.  Tsk, tsk.  :(

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    • Jill Martin

      Wow Lindsay need more money for her crack addiction. Stealing from people is not good enough. Glad Lindsay is a Republican.

      • Jenni

        Hey! It might not be a crack addiction. Bath salts are very in these days.

      • abbeysbooks

        Zizek is at TIFF in person for his movie that Sophie Fiennes made of him. I am so excited. You just know the OTR people will go to Zizek’s showing and he will talk and talk afterwards. If only Kristen will be noticed he will go on and on about this SPECTACLE, he will shred it for her. If Cronenberg is there he will take him to the wood shed for Cosmopolis lite. And sulky Rob won’t be there. Kristen will be with people who are much more aware than Rob, and Cronenberg will get dissed. Just think of all the really smart guys she will meet being there for Zizek. Occupy people. No pictures of her returning to LA so she must be there. I pray pray pray she will see Zizek! Oh I think I would have walked there to see him.

      • Aitch Slavic

        omg I hope so!

      • abbeysbooks

        Have you heard anything. I saw Cosmopolis tonight. I want to strangel Cronenberg more than ever.

      • Aitch Slavic

        That is the first time you saw?

      • abbeysbooks

        Yes and in walking distance. Opening night at the Moxie. 3 of us in the theatre. I will probably see it again but dread it. Rob is fine. Mostly. But there is no meaning to the film which is why the audience doesn’t understand it, nor the reviewers. The only redeeming feature is the language of DeLillo. The camera, its lens, the editing, the direction , really I don’t know what to say. You know those papers you throw together at the last minute for a deadline in school. that’s what it feels like. I think he wanted to gt to Cannes so his son could be at Cannes for his first film and because he could get Rob on the cheap. Rob still doesn’t come close to his assured performance in Remember Me. I think it had a great deal to do with Alan Coulter’s direction, Rob’s control over the script and the finished product. working with men like Brosnan and Chris Cooper and that darling Emilie Ravin. He had to be good because they were so good.
        The performances in Cosmopolis are spotty. Laters baby.