The weird and hilarious Bad Lip Reading video series is back! And this time it’s taken on everyone’s favorite teen abstinence only education film, Twilight.
As you can see, this video harkens back to the early days of Twilight, before Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson had broken your heart with their tragic relationship problems. But Bella and Edward are saying way cooler things! I mean, how much better would Twilight had been if Edward’s first lines to Bella had been “mouses have wee wees?” And if one of her first lines to him had been “dude…you slapped a fee-ish”? I love how they stay in character the whole time, too. Why, it’s almost like the Bad Lip reading people have dubbed this into a better movie entirely.