Teresa Giudice Says Joe Giudice Didn’t Cheat On Her Because He Can’t Remember Cheating On Her

Sometimes you just have to worry about Teresa Giudice. She’s so in denial about Joe Giudice cheating on her that it actually scares me. While we look at Joe Giudice in absolute horror, she looks at him with affection and love. Some women want a husband who can legally drive himself to his legal job. Other women fall for the guy with a DUI who can’t be bothered to wear a shirt.

That’s just a little lesson in love that I learned from Real Housewives of New Jersey.

In her latest blog entry for Bravo, she writes that Joe Giudice totally didn’t cheat on her because that wasn’t his mistress on the phone. In fact he doesn’t even know who was on the phone that day. Which I guess means he’s so used to telling people on the phone that his wife’s a cunt bitch, that hearing himself say that during the episode gave him no clues.

For the record, I have no idea who Joe was talking to and neither does he. It was a year ago and it wasn’t just one person, it was a whole bunch of phone calls strung together. He can’t remember who he was specifically talking to (and there was no “hi baby” like the media reported, was there?), but he thinks it was probably his driver, who’s a childhood friend of his.

While I won’t delve too far into the fact that “it was a whole bunch of phone calls strung together,” I do have to say that’s a blatant lie. It’s not like Joe Giudice spoke in halting sentences for 10 minutes while the camera panned around the vineyard. We heard approximately 30 seconds of a call while the camera focused on Joe. And regardless, he called her a cunt and a bitch.

Obviously she doesn’t address that, but she should. It’s a terribly offensive thing to say about your wife, especially while you’re on camera.

But I guess the man who allegedly traded bodies with an ape during a Freaky-Friday-esque incident wouldn’t understand that. Not when he’s too busy sneaking off to call “his driver” and insult his wife on national TV. Well, probably his driver. Who can really remember when it’s your mistress or the woman you’re seeing on the side or your driver. It’s confusing for all of us.

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    • Barry

      they deserve each other-and worse. he will keep having other chicks while she rakes in the dough from her faux cookbooks and her appearances at casinos. let them keep it up. their girls are going to need a lot of shrinks in the future, so they should save up now.

    • http://openid.aol.com/ybblap barryfan

      this is what makes watching these stupid people worthwhile. They defy words. Unfotunaletly, Joe chose the proper adjectives to describe his imbicile wife. I’m telling you, laughter IS the best medicine. It’s just a cryng shame that the laughter has to come at the expense of someone who is too dumb to defend herself.

    • patrice

      U have to be the dumbest bitch in the world to not think you little dick husband is not cheating on you. Your not a good friend and your not very smart. Luck has been your salvation. Stupid doesn’t even explain you.

    • HelloDoggy

      These two are the saddest couple alive. Teresa is the dumbest, trashiest, ugliest, fakest, cunt bitch on tv. I actually feel sorry for her disgusting husband for having to smell her nasty breath every morning. gross. And it looks like her dumb mini bitch Gia is following in her footsteps. soooo sad. And what the f is Dina thinking…is she that clueless yes they all deserve eachother in hell.

    • http://twitter.com/ProjectGodiva Project Godiva

      Maybe not the brightest crayons post on this sight… however, what would you do if the love of your life cheated on you and you became a laughing stock on national tv, on a tv show surrounded by sharks who are eating your face off out of sheer jealousy–and these people happen to be your family and long-time friends?? Give her some credit for working it out, she and he are high school sweethearts. Let’s face it, she can do a lot better than Joe and I think when the storm of Caroline, Jaqueline, and her family blows over…you will see a new Teresa. I think what is happening to her sad. She is being bullied. Just because she is smiling and seems to give lame excuses, you don’t know the pain she is feeling.

    • http://www.facebook.com/rhowell1965 Rebecca Howell

      It was really transparent on the show that Joe was cheating. First off- he has no business to go to each day. He is the kids primary care giver at this point. With no license- he kept referring to leaving his cell phone in a “friends” car- he couldn’t even name the “friend”. The phone call was to someone that clearly doesn’t like Teresa (co workers wouldn’t talk trash about someone’s wife)- so this conversation points to a woman. Joe was clearly drunk as usual during filming- so that’s why he even made the call. Teresa’s lame attempts at seduction in Napa were met with rejection from Joe. So obviously he wants the other woman to see that nothing is going on with Tre. Teresa sees this and that’s why she talks about how much sex her husband needs (not from Tre though) and the kids even know Dad sleeps in another room- prompting Gia to question if Dad is cheating. Wonder how many conversations those kids hear when Tre is out of the house. They are trash.

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