Joy Behar Predicts Honey Boo Boo Will Grow Into A 400-Pound Woman With Large Boobs

In a completely classy move befitting of an adult woman, Joy Behar predicts that Honey Boo Boo will grow into a 400 -pound woman with large boobs. While we’re still undecided among the editors here at Crushable as to whether it’s okay to watch Here Comes Honey Boo, we do all agree that it’s not okay to bully a 6-year-old.

Like the infamous Miss Cleo of the ’90s, she nonchalantly predicts the fate of Alana Thompson on The Huffington Post as if she knows what she’s talking about.

What’s little Honey Boo Boo going to grow up to be? That’s what I want to know?” asks Joy Behar. “She’s going to be a fat kid; she’s going to grow up to be a big fat woman. She is, I can tell. She’s just a kid, but you see the genetics are right there. She’s going to have large boob boobs — Honey Boobs Boobs.”

Calling a kid fat and then talking about her Honey Boobs Boobs just rubs me the wrong way. Seriously, say whatever you want about her mother June Shannon.

Not because she deserves to be bullied or made fun of anymore than Honey Boo Boo, but because she’s an adult. She signed up for this reality show and she’s fully aware of the ramifications of sharing your life on TV.

After all, she originally rose to fame for feeding her daughter the incredibly unhealthy Go Go Juice. Almost as soon as that episode aired, every nutrionist, child expert and parent condemened her online. So Here Comes Honey Boo Boo isn’t her first time being thrust into the spotlight for her parenting choices.

But Honey Boo Boo didn’t ask for this attention. Sure she’s an incredibly charismatic kid who clearly loves the attention, but she’s six. And as a six-year-old, she can’t really comprehend what it means to be a reality TV show. She doesn’t understand that by putting herself out there, she’s opening herself up for criticism.

So maybe the adults out there can remember that and maybe hold back from weight predictions. At least until she’s in the second grade. Then I suppose Internet standards say that she’s fair game.

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    • Denise

      Honey Boo Boo is my guilty pleasure. It’s entertaining and I enjoy seeing the family having fun. I seen on TMZ last night they were getting the paparazzi treatment, and the way they handled it was genius! They were coming out of Wal-Mart (of course) and purchased silly string and sprayed it all over the paps! People like Joy like to look down on this family because it makes them feel superior… but in reality they are just living within their educational means… good for them for making a bit of cash off it. And maybe Honey Boo Boo can treat Joy to some silly string.

    • quinn

      This article is so spot on.

    • maureen

      People are unnecessarily harsh on Honey Boo Boo (Alana). Making fun of her body is cruel – she is 6! She is chubby and her mom is clearly overweight, but 1 out of 3 Americans are overweight so they’re hardly alone in that regard. Also I find it hilarious that the “Go Go Juice” is being crucified as if no one in this country drank soda until age 18 (the juice is soda and an energy drink). No I’m not saying she should be mom of the year but people need to chill out.

    • mom of one

      Clearly people r forgetting that this fat mom is teaching her fat daughter to say not so cute things in t.v i think that if she didnt talk to way she did people would actually think she was a average cute over weight kid…smh

    • bkliikdALnnie

      Joy Behar is an unbelievable c u n t flap. Always saying something stupid and vicious. I won’t even mention this inhuman toliet’s political leanings > but that is the root of this s h i t heel verbal assaults. She believes because her views are the only correct views and everyone else is beneath her > she can say what ever she wants to say.

      Joy Behar is nastier than an unflushed toliet

    • Missy

      This article should include one of crushable own Alexis Rhiannon! She is very much a bully calling honey boo boo a slut! She disgust me and she not be allowed to write about a 6 year old. Shows how much class Alexis has! Loved your article though! Glad to see there are women out there who won’t judge a harmless 6 year old!