Amy Poehler And Will Arnett Separate, Destroy My Reason For Living

I hope you have your broom handy. Because this news about Will Arnett and Amy Poehler separating will shatter your heart. And tell you what, no one’s going to be around to sweep up the pieces. Because life sucks right now and I can’t fathom a reason to go on living.

Us Weekly reports that  the couple broke up amicably and everyone’s on great terms with each other.

Except for me. I’m a mess. I’m not on great terms with anyone right now. How can two of my favorite people in the world just destroy love like that. Does memorizing every line from their hilarious episodes together on Arrested Development count for nothing?

How can they take my heart and throw it on the floor like I mean nothing to them. I mean, I have half of a mind right now to fly out to L.A and take Archie and Abel out to ice cream so we can commiserate together.

But something tells me that’s highly inappropriate — and highly unlikely.

I guess we’ll always have the Gap. And Adele. So much Adele music needed right now.

Also, I think I just became an atheist.

(Photo: Pacific Coast News/PopCrunch/OrangeAppleBanana)

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    • Marissa

      This is actually so sad. I try not to invest too much love in celebrity couples, because they usually break up. But I had faith in Amy and Will! They were so cute :( But if this is what seems to be the best decision, I guess I’ll just cry on my own. At least they seemed to not have ended on too bad of a note.

      • Jenni

        You may be crying on your own, but you’re not crying alone.

    • Katie

      Is love even real anymore? I’m thinking no.

      • Jenni

        Seriously, I’ll be surprised if wedding registries still exist tomorrow.

      • abbeysbooks

        This is what is at stake underneath all this emotional chaos. What is love? What is a relationship? What is fidelity, just adherence to the legal marriage contract? What is it?

    • lizzy

      What happened to for better or worse? Loved these 2 together, feel sad for the little ones :(

    • abbeysbooks

      Jenni this is sad too.

      • Jenni

        I would say sadder. But only because I lived vicariously through them.

      • abbeysbooks


    • Cathryn Baker

      I guess the fact that they have kids together means that there can be no question as to whether the marriage was consummated.

      Seriously though, I’m really sad about this too.

      • Jenni

        Haha! Great reference.

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