Let’s Predict All The Kristen Stewart Headlines That Will Come Out Of Her On The Road Premiere Tomorrow

All hell breaks loose tomorrow when Kristen Stewart attends the Toronto Film Festival premiere of On The Road. Yes, the same Kristen Stewart who destroyed our lives by cheating on Robert Pattinson with Rupert Sanders. The very same Kristen Stewart who got cheating in broad daylight on a suburban street with a married man. And the same Kristen Stewart who sat down with a marketing team and figured out how to use her personal life to build up hype for On The Road.

Movies don’t just sell themselves. But scandals do.

Yes, the publicity stunt marches on triumphantly as the media prepares to cover this premiere from every single possible angle. Never before in the history of journalism have we been so excited to overanalyze every photo and every quote that comes from a premiere. No gesture’s too small and no quote’s too vague when it comes to creating headlines.

Now I don’t want to get ahead of myself, but I’m 99.3% confident that you’ll see the following headlines tomorrow. Mostly because we’ve already pre-written all these stories.

Kristen Stewart Doesn’t Smile at On The Road Premiere, Missing Robert Pattinson, Regretting Cheating, Hating Life

Robert Pattinson Goes Food Shopping in L.A, Refuses to Let Kristen Stewart Ruin His Day

Liberty Ross Accidentally Flashes Paparazzi on  Their Lunch Break, Claims She Didn’t See Them There, Even Though She Was Parked Outside The National Enquirer Headquarters 

Kristen Stewart’s Parents So Moved By Their Daughter’s Bravery That They Get Back Together

On Second Thought, Kristen Stewart’s Parents Remember They Hate Each Other And Get Divorced Again, Kristen Stewart Inconsolable

Kristen Stewart Speaks To Reporters On Red Carpet, Has She No Shame For What She’s Done? Experts Weight In on What This Means

Kristen Stewart Barely Fits Into Dress, Pregnant?

Kristen Stewart is Skin And Bones, Robert Pattinson  Secretly Texts Her Telling Her To Eat

Jodie Foster Insists On Being Kristen Stewart’s Plus One to the Premiere, Making Almost Everyone Uncomfortable

Kristen Stewart Wears Converse Sneakers To Premiere, Rupert Sanders Once Wore Converse Sneakers…Is It A Secret Sign That She Wants to be With Him?

Chris Hemsworth Doesn’t Attend On The Road Premiere, Is He Still Angry At Kristen Stewart For Ruining, Um EVERYTHING!?

Kristen Stewart Smiles at On The Road After Party, Proving That She Cheated On Purpose

Kristen Stewart Reveals Actual Vampire Past, Sucks The Media’s Blood Before The Movie Even Begins — Media Livetweets Blood Sucking As It Happens to Them

Miley Cyrus Gets Extensions!!!

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    • lizzy

      Unfortunately I could see some of these headlines being used! I do hope her fans are able to be there and support her, as we’ve said before she’s been treated horribly as the female half of “the photos that shall not be named”. (Oh, and good to have you back Jenni :-)

      • Jenni

        I really hope some of these headlines are used. Then I can change my title to blog editor/psychic

      • s

        My money is on Hollywoodlife! They will probably use some of these.lol These sound exactly like something they would come up with. The show starts tomorrow. *going to be grabbing my popcorn*

      • lizzy

        Next thing you know, you’ll have your own tv show – please don’t forget us when you’re rich and famous ;-)

      • nena

        Hope she will let us be in the audience at no charge!!

      • nena

        I love it the photos who must not be named

    • Larissa

      Aaaaand of course Miley! my money is on extensions within 3 months.

      • Jenni

        3 whole months? How will she capture our attention for doing nothing before then? Maybe cut off a limb? Just being Miley. Just walking around armless.

    • northGAgirl

      Omg, jenni how I’ve missed you! Great article…agree on all the headlines…so glad you are still preaching the PR stunt because I’m still on board with you!

      • Jenni

        Oh I’m all over this stunt still! I don’t know how I’ll be able to sleep knowing that tomorrow’s premiere will be a circus.

      • http://twilightirruption.blogspot.com/ abbeysbooks

        Your “stunt” has now gone mainstream if you google search the code words. They could even appear together giggling and laughing and who would ever know anything now. I’ve muddied up the waters even more by running with your story and spinning it. If I were their publicity people I would not say anything, have them appear happily together and let the media and fangirls sort it out.With your help of course. And mine.

      • Jenni

        I’ve never been more proud of anything in my life!

      • http://twilightirruption.blogspot.com/ abbeysbooks

        You did a great job. Now that you have the template (from Nietzsche and Baudrillard you know how to disintegrate whenever you choose to do so. I could use your help on Croneneberg’s evisceration of DeLillo’s Cosmopolis and sell out at the NYSE.

      • Guest

        What, like when Stephenie Meyer made Bella kiss Jacob?

      • http://twilightirruption.blogspot.com/ abbeysbooks

        No what Jenni has been working on about R/K at Crushable.

      • Guest

        Didn’t you read the Twilight series?

        Not trying to goad you here, I’m serious.

      • http://twilightirruption.blogspot.com/ abbeysbooks

        Of course. Well “the kiss” is sorta like that. There is a fanfic over at a Different Forest (the most widely read one) where a friend of Bella kisses her and she tells Edward right away.And he understands. Written in 2010 so it’s clairvoyant. Don’t know if they handled it that way but if not, why not.

      • Guest

        I have several ideas about it. One is to prove Rob isn’t Edward. Rob breaks off the relationship (if there was one), Edward didn’t. Rob has said he felt the fans were really Edward fans. This is one way to claim his own life, for Rob.

        Another is Stephenie flirted with destruction of the ideal (Jacob kiss) then backed off (Edward doesn’t make the Jacob kiss the most important thing). I believe she more or less has said this, in other words.

        Kristen has been working on OTR, that probably has been a big influence in her life.

        By the way, I just read something that said Kristen has a cast on the middle finger of one hand. That’s funny.

      • nena

        yeah its her flipping off finger on her left hand, hard to do if you are sitting around crying all the time. Are these your ideas on why this happened?

      • Guest

        I just have ideas, I doubt there’s any one reason for any of it. It’s life being lived, some of it with a plan and some not, I’d say.

        It’s interesting because it is life, and it has mysteries. Maybe that’s the point of the KS/RS “tryst”.

      • nena

        I still think it was fake, the tryst I mean. They both had to know and he is a director you know, ” ok Kris im going to do this…” It wasnt good acting on he part, she looked to uncomfortable. It would benice to know in the end but we prob wont and just have to wait and see

      • Guest

        I want it to be fake. But I’m not cool with KS and RP having to live up to other people’s ideas of a perfect relationship.

        I want the “fans” to respect KS and RP. I remember once he said he’d just like to be able to go on a regular date.

        If “fans” didn’t buy the tabloids and gossip mags there wouldn’t be a payday for the paps, and Rob could go on a date.

      • lillicat

        I agree. I will never buy another Tabloid/Gossip Mag ever again. And I have stopped going to some of the notorious gossip sites and Blind gossip site.

      • nena

        they need to move, London maybe or another state away from LA

      • http://profiles.google.com/holly.slavic Aitch Slavic

        Totally agree. Viper pit in LA with the paparazzi. Amongst other things.

      • http://twilightirruption.blogspot.com/ abbeysbooks

        Maybe it’s to remind her not to flip them off! Joke!

      • http://twilightirruption.blogspot.com/ abbeysbooks

        A nice idea and a nice speculation.

      • lillicat

        OMG, your first idea: Kristen said very emphatically in an interview for a fashion mag- “Rob is not Edward Cullen”.

      • nena

        how what was handled? what are you talking about with the kiss? you know me 50 questions

      • http://twilightirruption.blogspot.com/ abbeysbooks

        In that fanfic story Edward falls in love with Bella when she is working for him one summer and she is 16 – underage. So it is filled with the problems that the illegality of their relationship brings upon them. (Age of Consent) What is nice about it is that it explores the rather stupid legality issue that has been imposed on girls who are not children, who have desires, and who are “jailbait”. Of course this was the set up when Rob and Kristen met on the Twilight set. Hardwicke warned him that she was underage and romancing her would be illegal. But at the same time her boyfriend Michael was exactly the same age as Rob so the whole thing was hypocritical. And pretty stupid. I don’t think he wanted to go to jail over it no matter how willing she might have been. He wrote lovely songs about it. They are on youtube.

      • nena

        yes he played that smart. Ill have to look on youtube. what was gig talking about SM flirting with the jacob kiss? I looked at the different forest web site do you have to sign up?

      • http://twilightirruption.blogspot.com/ abbeysbooks

        I think you can read without signing up. The comments are not as interesting or sophisticated as here on crushable. fantasymother is very good over there.

      • lillicat

        I had never thought about the relationship between KS and MA before RP came on the scene. I have never heard anyone make the observations you make on the twilightirruption.blogspot.com about Michael. Very interesting.

      • http://twilightirruption.blogspot.com/ abbeysbooks

        Thanks. That’s what I try to do. I studied with Leo Steinberg for a few years and he taught me how to see this way. His essay on Jasper Johns in Other Criteria is like waatching a light bulb go on in slo mo.

        I didn’t mention the camaraderie they had smoking cigarettes. Cigarettes will inhibit your chest growth. All of a sudden her tits are bigger? Talk to old servicemen and they will tell you all about that. Went on with RP also. I read where she grew very fast while making Panic room and was almost taller than Jodie foster by the end of it. She may have not wanted to grow. Unconsciously. To stay a child? Have you read The Tin Drum? It’s about that among other things.

      • http://twilightirruption.blogspot.com/ abbeysbooks

        Age of Consent is the fanfic.

      • Jenni

        I’ll be completely honest, I’m saving all the comments on Nietzsche from the other post for the weekend. I want to actually take my time reading it all so I can get up to speed on everything!

      • http://twilightirruption.blogspot.com/ abbeysbooks

        It’s Nietzsche’s rather short essay on The Genealogy of Morals. And it’s Zizek’s over identification strategy. It’s also Francisco’s destruction of his San Sebastion Mines and John Galt’s stopping the motor of the world, and DeLillo’s Eric Packer ending cyber capitalism in one day. Not Cronenberg’s Cosmopolis however. Bale in The Dark Knight Rises also: “When everything is lies, the truth is a weapon.” Just go to my twilightirruption.blogspot.com and read down about 10 posts and you will have it.That would be the fastest way.

        Now: My Hacker Boyz tell me that the pics were done on low resolution spy cam that you then take home and get the stills off it. Why no videos. They have been turned into stills. More money selling them separately than in one video. These spycams can be put in sunglasses, baseball caps, car remotes, pens etc. Someone could walk by them with their kid and a dog and do it and they would never know. 3.5 mega pixels guessing. 1000.4 x 8xx or less. I don’t know much about sizes.

        Rob’s manager Nick X is a good friend of Graham who started gossipcop. Gossipcop is a site “pretending” to expose blind accusations etc especially on perezhilton. They play good cop/bad cop with each other. Do they have the same admins? gossip cop supposedly has said Rob’s house is listed with a FL realtor. Nick is always with Rob publicly at premieres etc. I think he is controlling Rob the way these mediocre directors have controlled him. I bet Kristen is fed up with one after the other of these imbeciles.

        What are your thoughts?

      • lillicat

        I went to twilightirruption.blogspot.com the other night and read until 4:00 AM. I was totally transfixed, and of course had to do the research. More on that later. About Nick- Do you think that he stays close to Rob because Rob tends to say what he thinks without cognitive filtration? It’s so refreshing to see an actor that answers questions off the cuff without staging.But i could see how this trait would make someone like Nick nervous, because he would be the one doing damage control. I’ve seen Kris give him that “what are you saying” look too. There is definitely something strange about those pictures. The quote”when everything is lies, the truth is a weapon” is my new mantra.

      • http://twilightirruption.blogspot.com/ abbeysbooks

        I am very flattered. I have spent much contemplation time on all this and have woven a very fine meshed lattice in my mind. Sometimes I go back and read and it all seems new to me. The best part is still not down in writing. The whole thing is very complex and interwoven. It is not a silly piece of young adult fiction. But only Calchi-Novati has spent serious time working on it.

      • nena

        it still is so confusing, who is doing the masterminding of it? who has the brains?

      • http://twilightirruption.blogspot.com/ abbeysbooks

        I disagree with Jenni that it was planned from the beginning. The Hacker Boyz at the pub told me the pics were done with a low resolution video camera- known as a spy cam. They can fit into your sunglasses, in a baseball cap, a remote for your car, a pen, etc. So someone could have walked by with a child, their dog, or both looking all innocent and done it. Then you take the video home and take the stills off it. Windows has the software to do it. This is why there is no video of it. It was turned into stills. Stills would bring a higher price (50 of them) than 1 video so I think that’s why. Also they can be arranged any way that suits the tabloid. I am quite surprised as this seemed very ho hum to the hacker boyz and yet no one has been teckkie enough to say anything about it. These hacker boyz have lots of this spy stuff. It’s no problem they said.

      • lillicat

        Someone posted an interesting comment on one of Jenni’s Posts that the pics were out of sequence. That would tell a totally different story.

      • http://twilightirruption.blogspot.com/ abbeysbooks

        How could anyone know what the sequence is. The person who took the video has a fallible memory just like the rest of the people in the world. And how many pics are there? 50? Well, 50! divided by 50 is still a huge number. And each ordering has ? many interpretations? As many as those looking at a single ordering. Another huge number multiplied by the # of interpretations on each and every ordering. The Rashomon Effect for sure demonstrated so no one can misunderstand. Get the links for ALL the pics and we can do this together on my blog. Great math here!

      • nena

        hey can you repost what you sent from different forest i think about E&B handling it different I cant remember when you posted it and I want to read it. Please

      • http://twilightirruption.blogspot.com/ abbeysbooks

        Age of Consent. It’s the highest read ff there. Just go to adifferentforest

      • nena

        thanks Ill read it its halftime now!!! I do appreciate all your patience and I have learned alot, still a few things I cant change the way I feel

      • http://twilightirruption.blogspot.com/ abbeysbooks

        Why do you think you need to change your feelings. they are YOUR feelings. All I say is that think about this or that within a different frame.

      • nena

        oh I know but I have learned alot so thanks

      • Jenni

        Why wouldn’t US Weekly show the video then? Videos make a LOT more online than photos in terms of ad dollars (typically speaking) and I’d be shocked that they wouldn’t run both. Also it would legitimize how those photos got taken in the broad daylight. But if you can find me a link or anything with more information on this, I’d love to read more.

      • http://twilightirruption.blogspot.com/ abbeysbooks

        Once you cut the video into stills the video is gone. Maybe whoever it was didn’t know high tekkie stuff. The only reason I know is I braindrained a Hacker Boy. They don’t tell you stuff unless they like you. To them I’m this little old lady who’s like a great grandmother they like to tell stories to. I was really lied about and defamed on robsessed and I complained to them. The next thing I heard was what they had done to robsessed. They said later on, and this is only what they were bragging about, that she had had to go through 3 IT people to get safety. She kept taunting them with emails and they kept accepting the challenge. See hackers do this stuff for fun, and IT people do it for money. The hackers are in the Baudrillardian Order of symbolic Seduction and the $50,000 – $300,000 IT people are in the Order of Production. I know you know the difference because you were doing all this in the Order of Seduction.

        And maybe the person who took them really was just walking by with his dog and/or child and recognized her and just did it? Maybe it was serendipity.
        On the LA Times comment board was someone who said Graham the owner of gossipcop and Nick, Rob’s manager are friends. GC has a Kristen bashing comment site on this. A site can use”masked” balanced, equal reporting, by having and encouraging a comment section that denies the equal and balanced with its opposite. This is the advice Duroy is given in Bel Ami by the author de Maupassant a newspaper writer himself. *Tell the truth in such a way so that it is doubted, and lie in such a way as to suggest the truth. *This is what I have been doing to explode this. Playing their game to excess. You too. Now who the hell knows anything. that’s the point.

        So if NIck the manager and Graham of gossip cop are tight, that might explain why Rob’s house was listed for sale with FL realtor. I suspect Nick likes keeping Rob on his leash, and Rob lets these so called authoritative men seduce and mess him up. Nick may want Kristen out of the way because she sees this bullshit? Get rid of the fucking house ! ? As for Kristen and as a woman it is incredibly infuriating for you when the man you are with doesn’t see any of this and all your carefully worded warnings go unheeded. Then you begin to not be so careful with the way you word your warnings and the man feels threatened by YOU!

        And what is the good cop/ bad cop relation between gossip cop and perez hilton? Ideas????

      • nena

        What is FL realtor? What about Flamefly.net or what ever it is called. I thought THEY took the photos, Didnt someone find that out?? Who are these hacker boys?? People who do this stuff for a living, take pics of people when they dont know? couldnt they have made a copy of the video and cut up the copy for the stills? And they have pics at the office parking lot and them driving on a real street not dirt road. So it really couldnt be that it was just someone walking a dog or something, right??

      • http://twilightirruption.blogspot.com/ abbeysbooks

        FL = Florida. You cut up the video for stills and the video is gone. The video may have had things in it that would have been more favorable to Kristen? Or more innocent? Or RS more predatory? The spy cam can fit into a baseball cap, sunglasses, a car remote, a pen, etc so you would never know if someone was videoing you. They are just walking their dog, going up the street with their child, doing their jogging run, whatever? No papz in sight. No problem. Maybe the person who took them just recognized her and happened to have their spy cam on and did it on impulse? Who knows?

      • nena

        but if the video did support what they said copy it and cut up copy, also they had pics from the office parking lot and in the car driving. read he end of my last post to you. and then flamefly.net where do they fit in? It had to be papz from flamefly.net. Have to go to the husker volleyball game tonight, if I give you my phone number on your site will you text me if anything earth shattering happens?

      • http://twilightirruption.blogspot.com/ abbeysbooks

        The hacker boyz said you can’t keep the video when you use it to cut the stills. I don’t know why. Maybe it’s the software. I don’t know anything about this tekkie stuff which is why I gave them the problem. Just what I was told as I asked the same question.

        I can’t text. Don’t worry it will be here when you return.

      • nena

        the other problem have with it being a person walking a dog or with kids is that all the pictures either in the parking lot or at the rail are taken from the same spot, same angle so its not someone walking. The person had to be hiding in the same spot, sure I suppose they could have walked by them saw who it was and hid but really who has that kind of equipment with them all the time? and if you are out for a walk do you really pay that much attention to who is around you. And then when didnt this “person” want credit, I mean seems like people who would do this kind of crap would want everyone to know how great they are and that they got the pics? IDK

      • http://twilightirruption.blogspot.com/ abbeysbooks

        My nerdy bf could do it. The video spy cam is in a baseball cap with a visor. The video was taken from an angle not directly behind. If you look at google maps of the road, not a park, there is no place to hide. The car was taken from an angle in front directly at the headlights and from the side. You see Kristen in the car looking directly at the camera. Someone has walked by or driven by. The video by the wall is probably by someone walking by, innocently with perhaps a child, a dog, or both, not paying attention to them. Just standing close there as she looks out and then turning and burying her head in his shoulder, perhaps crying, is not an unusual thing to see in that setting. In Paris you see it all over, on every bridge and street and alley, people kissing and making out. That may have been the pic we see when they are separate, or when she is walking towards the wall and he is already there. Was that the moment they met?
        Then you take the video home and the software cuts it into stills, like the movie stills we see. Maybe the entire video is less incriminating. Maybe she pushed him away in it. Maybe after he kissed her she slammed out of the car. No one will ever know. Does she even rememebr the exact sequence herself. does Rupert. Was it spontaneous, or was it planned? Or was it……….The Rashomon Effect.

        Now we see what Rob will do. It was clear at TIFF last night tht she suffers. What is her suffering. The cruelty of people that yelled homewrecker to her at the airport. The cruelty of what people have said on threads. You know all that hate released in the world does affect you. It is affecting me and I am not her. I am receiving much of it for what I write it is that virulent. If you have not checked Nico’s article and thread on her defamation, please do. there are some highly intelligent critiques of this and its consequences for young women.

        You have a young daughter so read those comments carefully.

      • nena

        Nico? I do think she did seem off last night but like you said why?? That jerk at the airport “kristen did you know Rupert was married? I would hope someone took her computer phone etc away from her!! I see the point about the pics BUT then what about flamefly.net who sold the pics to Us weekly and the papz who told the story, all made up? And if so I think I would tell my side of the story, if it was all him and she did push him away etc. I would say BS that is not what happened. The photos in the car have a building behind them when they are driving and they are from the side. Why make up a big story when if it was somebody pretending to be a spy why wouldnt they want credit for this big story?

      • nena

        telephoto lens

      • http://twilightirruption.blogspot.com/ abbeysbooks

        The one who took the images sold them to flamefly. Flamefly distributed them at auction and US Weekly got them. The distributors got the most money but the pap got a hefty amount of that 250K. Flamefly is a British outfit. Who do we know who might have connections to them? Jes askin’.

        They don’t want recognition because that would limit them, increase their visibility. Spies want to be incognito. And if this one is indentified then a little research might lead to W…H…O…?

      • nena

        how do you find this crap out?

      • http://twilightirruption.blogspot.com/ abbeysbooks

        I read blogs, articles, what people say on boards and people send me links.

      • nena

        some one found alot about flamefly.net in another article the one with the drawing of KS with the Little white lies on it, Lizzy looked them up where do I find thestuff on Nico?

      • http://twilightirruption.blogspot.com/ abbeysbooks

        Here for Nico. It’s home on his blog In Our Words and halfway down you will see the trampire T shirt and the slut article which is really wonderful.

      • http://twilightirruption.blogspot.com/ abbeysbooks
      • nena

        I read this a few days ago and posted it on one of the articles a few days ago, I liked it, I have been worried along for young girls. But I dont get that you said he Nico took the pics? I know the papz or independent sleazy people out for a buck and dont mind ruining peoples lives dont want anyone to know them but following your thought if it was just a passer by out for a walk (still dont understand why they would have the camera on them if they are just joe average person out for a walk) and they got lucky which I dont get considering the pics were from 3 places, why wouldnt they want everyone to know their name? If it was just a fluke that the were in the right place at the right time how likely that they will ever have that happen again? IDK just trying to get this all straight in my head

      • http://twilightirruption.blogspot.com/ abbeysbooks

        Nico is not a pap he’s a writer. The person with the spycam is not just an average person. That person was “planted” there to LOOK like an average person just walking by. The car pics were somewhere in the same place because the reflection of buildings in the background is the same in all. If their names are done they can be researched, images can be found, and people will recognize them when stalked by them. They can get a restraining order put on them. They want to be invisible. They are pap spies.

        Look. People did not go out and buy cars in droves when there were no roads. First the market had to create a demand for cars in order to sell them. Their had to be roads. These roads had to be maintained. It is the same with the pap market. The papz want pics of Rob, but the best ones are ones with screaming girl fans around him. When Kristen is with him he is angrier because it bothers her. They push her and threaten her, yell at her, scream obscenities at her so yes she gives them the finger when she is safe. What if she would stand there when she sees them, give them an obviously fake smile and let them flash away. Then turn away and go to her departure gate at the airport. Or pull a dogs deserve better shirt over her head and stand there. Or evade them as best she can with dogs deserve better .com on front and back of the T shirt. She would be a walking ad for them. Many more dogs would be rescued if she did this.

        Until people have people working for them that scour the blogs for what they need, this isn’t going to happen. Advisers are busy protecting their egos. They want to be the one to come up with the idea, not say “this blogger suggests…..” As Christa says in the Vogue article her writing is her therapy, the way she works out stuff. go pay an analyst Christa. That’s what they do.

        Do you think I could write the way I do if I hadn’t worked on my head for a long long time.

      • nena

        so the person with the spy cam was prob call in by the photog who followed her to the gym and to office to get RS and then followed them around to gardrail place and the photog took pics? so we still dont know the order of the pics? I thought you were saying it could have been someone like me who just happened to be going for a walk with a spy cam,didnt make sense!!! I see why they dont give names but if it was someone like me I would want my 15 min of fame (not me personally) did you look up the stuff on flamefly.net that Lizzy found? it does change things from her point that flamefly isnt the bad guys and that the money was given to charity, oh idk, the 20/20 thing sucked I am becoming so not myself and wrote a reply to ABC, no hate,or name calling or swearing and no emotion just that they steer people anyway they want and that the camera can indeed lie! I cant remember the rest,, but they mad

      • http://twilightirruption.blogspot.com/ abbeysbooks

        Giving to charity is a way to whitewash something rotten. It is a “floating sign” of a dirty little secret. Sorry to break your balloon.

      • nena

        no Lizzy just thought that they sounded better then papz, and that is was KS who hired them and when they got paid the money went to charity, no “cheating” sorry no problem

      • http://twilightirruption.blogspot.com/ abbeysbooks

        Well it’s one reading and its plausible. But it lacks the feeling dimension, her present vulnerability. I am surprised Rupert smiles at the cameras when he knows how desperately hurt she was and is. Makes me suspicious of him. Plans. Strategy.

      • nena

        I am really getting a bad feeling about RS and LS. Both Rob and Kris do seem to be suffering, I wish she would have gone home and told RP what happened. I hope they have talked and did work through it, If the sanders did plan this or maybe just him like I said cuz he wanted both and can just go on with life like he hasnt seriously hurt 2 people,,,

      • http://twilightirruption.blogspot.com/ abbeysbooks

        Maybe she did go home and tell him? IDK. I’ve had a bad feeling about Liberty all along. She doesn’t and hasn’t behaved like a wife who has lost everything she holds dear. Now Kristen is. The difference is there. See it?

      • nena

        oh my god yes!!!! So crap was it both LS&RS, or just LS?? I guess LS could have had the photog follow her and just hope that RS calls KS but I dont think it was a full affair, just the once, because if she knew something was going on for a while wouldnt RS take KS to a hotel and then it would have been no obvious pics of PDA just going in and out of a hotel and u know they wouldnt leave together so it proves nothing. So to get PDA pics it had to be outside so RS had to be involved, he is a scum well they both are. KS and RP could be fine butKS might just be scared and very sad and hurt by the stuff being said, made up and hate going her way, she prob thought RS would get most of it

      • http://twilightirruption.blogspot.com/ abbeysbooks

        That’s about the way I read it too. But it’s still only speculation. But isn’t it enough to know that it COULD be read this way and if it is, then it is plausible, as plausible as “dry humping”. The way they crucify her for “dry humping” shows how much they are truly disgusted by sex. Do you think of kissing in a disgusting way? Well then why would you think of “dry humping” as disgusting. These are the fangirls who read the fanfiction about this. These are the fangirls that put James on the NYTimes best seller list. For porno. and now all of a sudden just because it’s Kristen and Sanders it’s disgusting. It shows you how depraved they are. Scary.

      • nena

        at first I thought you were asking me if I thought kissing was disgusting!!!!! ummm no its great!! I do think it funny that with out video the dry humping,i dont know it just seems funny, but I agree these people are strange!! and have different ideas about things. I read all of James books mostly to see if they got better with a plot. ha they didnt. You would think if they liked them they would be game for anything!!!

      • http://twilightirruption.blogspot.com/ abbeysbooks

        I think the “world is willing it” and it just slipped into place. No masterminding unless Liberty did it?

      • nena

        but the pics look so staged, fake so WHO PLANNED THAT, it is so frustrating!!! Both RS and KS look right at the camera and RS looks like he is talking on the phone

      • lillicat

        I have always held to the theory that the more research and thinking you complete before you write it down for all to see; the stronger and therefore infallible the stated opinions will be. (I hope you get the jest of what I’m trying to say- I’m fading a bit at 4:00 AM.)

      • http://twilightirruption.blogspot.com/ abbeysbooks

        Have you read Tracy Quan on this? She is great! We are not alone. : http://twilightirruption.blogspot.com/2012/08/tracy-quan-kristen-stewart-katie-holmes.html

      • lizzy

        Oh, and the VMA’s too, right? Still no official confirmation on who is or is not attending, is that correct?

      • Jenni

        Apparently RP and TL. I’ll be liveblogging/tweeting it tomorrow so I’m ready for a long night of conspiracy-theory-ing it up…in between talking about all the questionable fashion.

      • nena

        how do you get twitter address, I just signed up

      • Jenni

        We’ll be at @Crushabledotcom

      • s

        Marc Malkin of E! Tweeted that RP, TL and cast.will be there to show a 90 second clip or preview of BD2. I think Elizabeth Reaser is goingGossip Cop has a post about RP &TL going to the VMAS.

      • http://profiles.google.com/holly.slavic Aitch Slavic

        Rob and Taylor.

      • Jennifee

        Yes — absolutely! The sheeple just don’t get it. It amazes me how they believe every word spoon-fed to them by the tabloids and their “sources”. But don’t forget – Snow White DVD with Director’s Commentary coming out on September 11th. Don’t think for a second the rags aren’t going to be commenting on everything ole Rupe says about his Snow White.

      • northGAgirl

        These people are totally playing us…she’s wearing his tshirt…come on, they are total puppet masters! And I say good for them..or her, at least.

    • soton17

      I agree that something more is going on here as none of this adds up… pictures look staged and just too many coincidence before and after the story was publicised.

      • Jenni

        SO many coincidences. Too many…

      • http://twilightirruption.blogspot.com/ abbeysbooks

        Come read me too:
        http://twilightirruption.blogspot.com/2012/08/did-liberty-ross-arrange-for-papparazzi.html I am working in tandem with Jenni.to support her. We are both out tabloiding the tabloids, imploding them. this is Nietzsche’s advice to “kill” something. Drive it to excess and it will tumble into the abyss by itself. You don’t have to oppose it, confront it, rail against it, just do what Jenni has done.

    • http://twilightirruption.blogspot.com/ abbeysbooks

      This is wonderful. I am going to repost it and link you.

      • Jenni

        Thanks! I only hope I’m half right.

      • http://twilightirruption.blogspot.com/ abbeysbooks

        Oh no baby. Not half. All the way. It is very credible. Now if only they will use it to their advantage.

      • http://twilightirruption.blogspot.com/ abbeysbooks

        Here’s what I did with it? http://twilightirruption.blogspot.com/2012/08/did-liberty-ross-arrange-for-papparazzi.html Talk about mucking up the waters! We are fucking great.

        Oh if only they would follow up on this!

    • s

      Glad to see you back Jenni. And I cannot wait until tomorrow! There is going to SO many ridiculous stories/headlines coming out. Instead of it actually being the OTR premiere, can we just call it the “Kristen Stewart” premiere? Lol Because, that is what it’s going to be tomorrow. Oh and we are going to be having a bunch anonymous sources speaking out about her even more so too. Let’s not forget ALL the haters who are waiting as well. I would be terrified if I was KS, honestly. *chills*

      • Jenni

        I almost feel bad for the other people involved in this movie. Then I remember that no one would even be talking about it if not for this whole scandal…

      • s

        Exactly! Publicity is publicity… Everyone is getting something out of it. It’s like the gift that keeps on giving.

      • Jenni

        So you can say this stunt is the STD of publicity stunts. Everyone who gets near it, gets infected AND gets to pass it on. Too much? Too far?

      • http://twilightirruption.blogspot.com/ abbeysbooks

        Not too fast and too far at all. You are following Nietzsche and Jean Baudrillard also. Take it to excess, to its limit and beyond and it will suicide into the abyss. You and I are out tabloiding the tabloids. We are “worse” to use Nietzsche and Baudrillard’s words. It is so excessive that no one can know anything for sure as it is all credible. Even Rob and Kristen – if they have decent smart savvy people advising them can appear all giggly and happy and no one will know and no one will ever know. Good work Jenni. I followed you and went even more excessive.

      • Guest

        Yes.

      • nena

        I do too, send it to her, all of it

      • http://twilightirruption.blogspot.com/ abbeysbooks

        I do too. She is an intuitively brilliant young woman. I am not sure she knows this about herself.

      • nena

        she prob does not. Having school on the set im sure the minimal was done, she does read alot, I dont know how much psy or phil she got. I have to go to sleep its 2:45 am here

      • Guest

        She is obviously exploring life. Jody Foster is a good role model, I hope they are close.

      • http://twilightirruption.blogspot.com/ abbeysbooks

        She is intuitively a lot more intelligent than Jody. Kristen surprises me a lot, but Jody foster, never, not since she went to Yale and got ruined.

      • Guest

        She’s an intellectual Evel Knievel, with lots of emotion. What’s a good school for that?

        I’ve heard she’d like to go to college, don’t know if it’s true.

      • http://twilightirruption.blogspot.com/ abbeysbooks

        If I were advising Kristen I would tell her to go to that college near PIttsburgh PA (rather new and I can’t think of the name at the moment) where Catherine Malabou the great feminist philosopher will be all this year. I would go there and sit at her feet and drink in every thing she says. She is a wonder.

      • Guest

        That sounds good.

        I hope she knows there are options like this.

      • nena

        some have suggested that she kinda wants to get out of acting, I cant see it alltogether but maybe slow down, and go to school. God knows she doesnt need the money and if her and RP are together he can work moe and she can go to school maybe he could go also

      • http://profiles.google.com/holly.slavic Aitch Slavic

        I think it would be great for her to go to school, even Art school, travel, work in Theater, many options are available to her…. but as has been said–Is she aware of this? maybe not.

      • http://twilightirruption.blogspot.com/ abbeysbooks

        I doubt it.

      • http://twilightirruption.blogspot.com/ abbeysbooks

        The other place I would kill to go to is The European University where all the greats hold seminars now. They even have a credit course but anyone can go to just sit in on a seminar. This is the European tradition. Here in the US you would need identity cards, have to go through metal detectors. Ah I don’t even know why I keep complaining. My world was not like this when I was growing up. Kids going through these detectors are just going to grow up and think it is normal to be under surveillance all the time.

      • nena

        One time I heard she wanted to go to college in Australia

      • http://profiles.google.com/holly.slavic Aitch Slavic

        Oh C’mon! Jody at Yale, Natalie Portman, Harvard Brooke Shields at Princeton- Ashley Judd went to JFK school of Public Affairs and the U of Kentucky for her undergrad.
        It’s all good when these actresses get a College degree!

      • http://twilightirruption.blogspot.com/ abbeysbooks

        See you have been bought about the label a university has. Jody at Yale! Don’t forget stumblebum Bush II graduated from Yale. And Exeter prep school. and Harvard business school. What was he doing at them, shooting rubber bands. He can’t put a coherent sentence together.

        Jody was a fine actress before Yale. Since then she has always been good, but she doesn’t shine the way she used to. Taxi Driver! She overthinks the character. That’s what it can do to you. Put you in their jargon straight jacket. Her defense of Kristen was welcome but the way she reasoned it was 25 years or more out of date intellectually.

        I feel the same way about Natalie Portman. And Brooke Shields mother ruined her life and Princeton finished the job. Did you ever see her in Louis Malle’s Pretty Baby as a child. Wonderful. Joyous and spontaneous. But her mother pimped her with Calvin Klein as soft child porn. “Nothing comes between me and my Calvins.” Lying on the divan face down with her ass up and in Calvins. I can’t rememeber if she was naked up top – although hidden as she was face down – or not.

      • http://profiles.google.com/holly.slavic Aitch Slavic

        me too.

      • http://profiles.google.com/holly.slavic Aitch Slavic

        agreed.

      • s

        Nope! Not too much or too far.

      • http://profiles.google.com/holly.slavic Aitch Slavic

        just keep coming up with the theories and proof Jenni! lol! and I will read!

      • lizzy

        No, it’s a good analogy! Like on of those hyper drug-resistant super-STD’s. It just keeps spreading….

      • http://profiles.google.com/holly.slavic Aitch Slavic

        Actually you could say robsten is the gift that keeps on giving. or at least Kristen

      • Jenni

        At the end of this whole circus, that might be my conclusion post: Robsten is the Herpes of Hollywood: a breakdown of everyone who profited from this stunt.

      • http://profiles.google.com/holly.slavic Aitch Slavic

        cool!

      • Nena

        Ick gross, I almost peed my pants reading the headlines, print them off so u can check them off one by one. The posts are histerical also! I wish we could watch the red carpet live and see it first hand all of it, tomorrow will be interesting

      • http://twilightirruption.blogspot.com/ abbeysbooks

        Right on Jenni!

      • http://profiles.google.com/holly.slavic Aitch Slavic

        yes, me too, thinking poor Garrett Hedlund would be over shadowed in his star making turn and his long involvement int the OTR project, but now, if this becomes an Arthouse hit due to the added publicity, he will get his due!

      • http://profiles.google.com/holly.slavic Aitch Slavic

        LOL love that, the Kristen Stewart premiere. I am sure she is hating knowing that too!

    • Irish Girl

      Hee…between the premiere of OTR and the VMAs with Pattinson/Lautner…I can’t wait to see the weekend fallout from the gossip sites. They’re going to be beside themselves. Meanwhile, KS and RP will probably be cooking dinner and watching the melee via satellite by Friday.

      • s

        So RP & TL are now going to the VMAS? Damn…from not hearing nothing or seeing nothing for a good while, to now all of this stuff, all of a sudden? Geez….Sure makes you say hmmm..

      • Jenni

        They’re playing a new exclusive Breaking Dawn 2 clip. Rob’s being brave enough to go and watch it in person.

      • s

        *Applause* for his bravery…If that isn’t what you call bravery, I don’t know what is. We surely have an American hero.

      • Nena

        Don’t know how he will keep from giggling

      • Guest

        I’m pretty sure he’ll giggle.

      • Irish Girl

        *snort* I don’t think it’s really so much about bravery. I think he and KS have been together and/or talking for awhile now. Oh, wait…you were being facetious, weren’t you, Jen…? ;)

      • Jenni

        Caught me!

      • Irish Girl

        Hee!

      • nena

        they could make a movie about his Bravery! Oh wait Disney already did that, maybe Captain America, oh wait already done…

      • lillicat

        Summit/LG appears to be careful as the choice(s) to send with him. TL is safe. The rags surely can’t make up something about the two of them. If NR and/or AG accompany him, the gossip rags will have them in a threesome by morning. ER would be safe also, because no gossip has been written about her and RP. I also read on the MTV site (whatever credibility can be given to that); that there was a possibility that RP/KS would intro the trailer by video.

      • nena

        omg that would be soooo great, have them in toronto and do it on a live video, just as happy and cuddly as could be. I cant even tell you how much I wish this would happen. please please movie people!!!!

      • lillicat

        You and many others, including moi. I hope Rob and Kris get much satisfaction after what they have been through.

      • lillicat

        I hope they do just that. They deserve some reprieve from this madness.

    • Guest

      Maybe there will be a Rob sighting in Toronto tomorrow!

    • Dani

      So let the show begin! Second Kristen sighting and now she’s wearing Rob’s t-shirt. We are gonna have so much fun tomorrow.

      http://www.imagebam.com/image/ded231209360819
      http://www.imagebam.com/image/521631141382625

      • Jenni

        Haha! I can’t wait for all the hidden clues tomorrow!

      • s

        I seen all 26 of the photos on Socialite Life. She is wearing that necklace, that RP apparently gave her before. The one with the little square pendant.

      • Dani

        Yes, the necklace and also the ring and the bracelet too. Someone on Twitter was saying that the brown jacket she was carrying belong to Rob as well as well as the t-shirt but I don’t know for sure.

      • s

        I didn’t see the gold band, but I seen a ring. I didn’t see her other hand, so maybe she had it on. Idk.

      • nena

        on her right hand she had the gold band on her middle finger her left had she had a finger brace on he middle finger.

      • s

        Okay, I seen the gold band. There is a picture on Perez Hilton, with KS with her body guard, walking through the airport in Canada.

    • s

      I am definitely NOT going to be able to keep with all of the “festivities” coming up! Feels like a trainwreck is upon us.lol But I cannot wait though!

    • TheRedGirl

      The scandal ruined your life? You must not have much of a life. I’m just curious, is there nothing else you can write about? What is this need to continually bringing this into the spotlight when it’s been done and over for sometime? But mostly, I cannot for the life of me figure out why you would continue this train wreck when it’s common knowledge that not one story told has been anywhere close to the truth. Hell, even Rob said you can’t believe anything that’s been written on this subject. The very few comments made by friends of R & K have basically said the same thing. David Cronenburg, director/friend of Robs said that no one knows what’s really going on. Why is it that the tabloids don’t get that? Most people with minimal intelligence knows all these stories are nothing but lies, yet they continue to be written. I don’t get it and probably never will.

      • Nena

        That’s what we all are saying everyone thinks that something went on between KS and Rup but most here think it has all been planned out, the pics were so staged anyone really looking at then can see that. If you read Jenni’s other articles and see what others have uncovered u would see we are right . We have not said mean things about RP&KS and support them and have meaningful and intellegent conversation. We are just trying to get to the bottom of this mystery

      • lillicat

        I am a scientist by profession and therefore the Clues to solving the Great Mystery is what is addicting to me. I was drawn to the clues on SM’s playlists, and throughout the books. I was drawn to the clues given by Kris and Rob in past interviews and body language. If you’ve read any on the “Fan Fiction” stories; some of the better written ones have clues to draw you in and mysteries to be solved that appear to run an eerie parallel to what is playing out here.

      • nena

        no I havent read any. Where are they? so do you think they took suggestions from the fanfic to carry out this fake scandal? playlists are you meaning the soundtrack of he movie?

      • lillicat

        No! The playlist of music that SM listened to as she wrote each book. The playlists are published in the BD1 Companion book in the back for each Twilight book and maybe on her website. Some of the Fan Fiction authors have Playlists for their stories also, and the lyrics tell it all. AngelATTwilight found on Fanfiction.net has written a gripping story called “The Ex Factor_Edward and Bella”, where E&B are human. Not to drag out details- there is a sense of deja vu here.. E&B are in a relationship at a young age, E walks in on Jacob kissing B twice (but not as it appears), E breaks up with B and leaves, 4 yrs go by- E&B run into each other, realize they are still in love, and fight parents, friends, and siblings to stay together. Angela posts a playlist at the beginning of each Chapter, and the reader is encouraged to post remarks at the end of each Chapter. I have filled up three note books with the lyrics of the songs on these playlists.and downloaded the ones I loved. She is in the process of writing the follow-up story and has already published the Playlist .I think she is on Facebook also as Addicted to the Ex Factor. She is a huge supporter of Rob and Kris. Sorry for carrying on. We have had no power for 6 Hrs and I have found my second wind.

      • nena

        why no power?? Do you live in district 12?

      • lillicat

        Oh yeah. Tornado alley. We are still getting severe thunderstorms from our friend Hurricane Issac. He just keeps on coming back around.

      • nena

        oh which we would get rain!! The Platte looks like a dirt road!! We have had no serious storms this season its strange- new dust bowl!!

      • http://twilightirruption.blogspot.com/ abbeysbooks

        You are a dedicated reader. If it’s that good I’ll take a look.

      • http://twilightirruption.blogspot.com/ abbeysbooks

        They could have. It’s a credible speculation.

      • http://twilightirruption.blogspot.com/ abbeysbooks

        OMG don’t ever start reading my blog on Cosmopolis. Now there is a novel that is so unbelievable that no one gets it. Not the reviewers, the academics, Cronenberg, Rob has tried but Cronenebrg kept shutting him up. I have been working on it 1 1/2 years now. It interrupted my one on Twilight as Cronenberg was shooting and I didn’t want him to reinforce Eric Packer as a self destructive loser. He is Ayn Rand’s Francisco d’Anconia. DeLillo has left cookie crumb clues all over the novel so you can read it this way. “When I die I won’t die, the world will end” – Eric Packer and it was Ayn Rand’s well known quote her fans like so much. Lots more. The rotating bedroom at the top of the triplex. Gail Wynand’s bedroom all glass at the top of his. Wandering around Hell’s Kitchen in their despair. Just a few.

      • lillicat

        Here we go- no sleep for me tonight. I caught DC shutting him up also!!!! I believe Rob really understood the character of E Packer as DeLillo described him. I can’t even imagine going to “Cosmopolis” without reading the novel first. I read the most interesting blog that made comparisons to G Orwell’s 1984, and what about the rats everywhere?? ! I have tried to find that blog unsuccessfully for the past few days, because I need to reread it. DeLillo’s “Cosmopolis” is mind blowing with all the clues. I have not been able to see the movie yet, because it was not shown in any city within 100 miles of me.It’s the Bible Belt, what can I say. I will see the movie ASAP, and purchase the Blue Ray for in-depth study.

      • http://twilightirruption.blogspot.com/ abbeysbooks

        I’m in the Bibble Belt also Springfield MO and my theatre The Moxie is showing it this Friday. Walking distance! I guess I have the robsessed fangirls to thank as they bought multiple tickets at the opening to drive the numbers up in places they were nowhere near.

        “the rat became the unit of currency” (close quote) from a poem by Herbert The Besieged City in a collection. Herbert received the Jerusalem Prize and two years later DeLillo received it. DeLillo read Herbert’s poem at the one year memorial for 9-11. When Cronenebrg was asked about the meaning of “the rat” Cronenberg said “I don’t deal with metaphors. And I don’t think “Don” meant anything special either.” That stupid fuck. I sent him a priority letter just before shooting with my blog URL and told him I didn’t want Eric Packer to go down in lit crit as a self destructive suicidal loser. I guess he blew me off because that’s exactly what he did. I have put Packer with Francisco d’Anconia from Atlas Shrugged and Jesus, who threw the money changers out of the temple, the last straw for him. And there are more resonances with Jesus also. DeLillo has been critisized for never having drawn a politcally aware protagonist. Well how about a fucking visionary who destroyed cyber capital in one day and then sacrificed himself.

        Carried away yet one more time. And DC then takes Rob to adore him while he rings the fucking bell to open the NYSE sticking it to OWS (Occupy) and ripping the heart out of DeLillo. I will never forgive him. I commented over and over on all the review boards about this betrayal of his. And Rob’s image for doing this with him has been irreparably damaged with his own generation for not knowing shit about Occupy. Some even believe he said “they are not anti capitalist, they just want a piece of the pie.” DC said it but now it’s in Rob’s mouth and it’s credible. Shit. Stop Janet stop!

      • lillicat

        Wow! Thank for the clarification. I remembered posts about the rat becoming a unit of currency in the blog I mentioned. I can definitely see E Packer as a self-sacrificing visionary!

      • http://twilightirruption.blogspot.com/ abbeysbooks

        Here’s my piece on it. http://cosmopolisfilm2.blogspot.com/2012/06/cosmopolis-review-delillo-and-ayn-rand.html?zx=c37ed71c41905a62 You, curioushairedgal,kid kennedy and I are alone in thinking this. And DeLillo of course. And we are right.

      • nena

        Yeah Im in Lincoln Ne and of course the movie isnt here and I doubt that OTR will be here, crap!!!

      • http://twilightirruption.blogspot.com/ abbeysbooks

        Oh LIncoln. Yes I know people from LIncoln retired in Seymour where I just got out of. Interesting. Not so far from Springfield. Rather liberal in pockets there. I keep saying to people in your situation to form film clubs at your local library and watch it on DVD together. Free that way. Or start an independent theatre of your own. It is the coming trend. You will eventually get very comfortable from it.

      • nena

        You moved from Seymour Ne? Where is that?.

      • http://twilightirruption.blogspot.com/ abbeysbooks

        Seymour MO.

      • younglove

        I’ve seen the film finally. Pattinson is beyond incredible in it, and my esteem for his work as a film artist is higher than ever. Abbeybooks, my own speculation in this — based on his performance, there is little I could argue about with Pattinson as to whether he understood this novel. I saw nothing but understanding in it. My take? They could be playing down the controversy so they can possibly at least put the film into the black. They have their own motivations, which are not yours. Cronenberg was never going to make the movie you wanted. I can’t post anything on your blog so to my sincere regret I’m on this. But only this once!

      • http://twilightirruption.blogspot.com/ abbeysbooks

        It’s Cronenberg who didn’t understand it. And I am going by all the stupid things he has said in interviews, the trailers, and reviews and comments. I have no doubt Rob turned in a good performance. That’s not what I mean. Rob had to be constrained by Cronenberg’s perception of the novel (shallow misreading) and his screenplay and his direction and editing.

        Cronenberg’s comment and snide sneaky cut at Nolan about The Dark Knight Rises really got him trashed on TDKR film boards. Then Rob adding to it urging his fans to bring the box office in better than The Dark Knight just added to his image being trashed. TDKR is a far more visionary political film than Cronenberg’s Cosmopolis but not more so thatn DeLillo’s Cosmopolis. And Cronenebrg’s utterly dumb dumb dumb assessment of Occupy not being anti-capitalists but wanting a piece of the pie just made him obvious as the political moron he is. There’s more but I’ve already said it all. By misunderstanding Occupy and ringing the opening bell at the NYSE with Rob laughing and looking on adoringly sank the ship. It was a fuck you to Occupy just to appease the money people. Even Sarah Gadon knew it was against the 1% but she has been muzzled too. All Occupy, their friends, relatives and people on the lines of it, Rob’s generation, will not forgive him for this. Cronenebrg has ruined his image with that demographic. And Rob still doesn’t even know it.

        Is this boy awake or isn’t he? Occupy is not just OWS in NYC it is world wide! And it is not a protest like the rat protest. Occupy is not falling into the trap of “There is no outside.”

        They didn’t get it into the black either, did they, by gutting the spirit of the novel.

        They lost rob’s generation, the academics who love, study and make their careers on DeLillo, loyal readers of DeLillo, teen girls who just want Rob’s fingers in them if they can’t have his cock . And the tragedy is it could have been a marvelous film if say Fincher had done it. He would have known how to do it instead of turning it into just another sexually perverse work of “art” by The Cronenberg.

        It doesn’t matter how good he is in it. The film is tarnished beyond repair. and it hasn’t even made 1 million domestically. Big deal. And Cronenberg is finished for sure now. Commercially and artistically. Rob may have turned in a wonderful performance, but so what.

        I see it tomorrow BTW and will have something to say different from what I have already said. I hope.
        ,

      • Guest

        I have a different outlook.

        I noticed Cronenberg and Carr were patronizing RP, in that NYTimes interview. But I thought RP did very well anyway. I think he may be a very rare sort of individual, kind and smart.

        Bells symbolize so many things. I can see that ringing of the bell as a warning, a declaration of liberty, a message. Maybe it was a message to Kristen: ring.

      • Guest

        @abbeysbooks:disqus

        More symbolism

        Excerpt from God of War II Walkthrough, page 33, GameSpot.com

        Chapter Eight: The Temple of the Fates

        The temple entrance is frozen in time. Make your way up to the large statue in front of you and hit R1 to swing on up to the small crystal there. Destroy it to unfreeze time.
        There are two large bells here. In order to proceed onward, you need to be able to ring both of them at the exact same time. To do so, jump over to the bell with Cronos’ face on it and ring it by tapping L1 and R1 simultaneously. As soon as you let go of the bell, freeze time, then quickly get back to the central platform with the smashed crystal on it and hit R1 to grab the bell ringer here. That will ring the bell with Zeus’ face on it. So long as the two bells’ ringing even slightly overlaps, the face of the large statue here will crack.

      • http://twilightirruption.blogspot.com/ abbeysbooks

        Not the NYSE bell for its opening just for publicity. Rob didn’t know he was being patronized. And the way he was dressed with his fly unzipped and not noticing that, he was saying his own form of contempt but it was passive aggressive. Cronenebrg is smitten or was, with him, and treats him as a girl. That’s the way misogynists behave with women or men sexual objects.

        I am angry because I love DeLillo deeply and anyone who loves him know how deeply hurt he was and how angry he is. DeLillo is a media genius (Underworld, White Noise) and he will not say anything, but you can take it to the bank it will be part of the next thing he is working on. It was a stb in the hearet for money and fame for Cronenberg and Rob didn’t know what he lost by it. No publicist would have made the difference.

        David Denby in his New Yorker review of Cosmopolis reviewed it (he knows his audience) from a modern – not a post modern perspective – in classic Meyer Shapiro Formalist style. 1960′s and elegant, perfect just as he says the film is elegant from that perspective. Unfortunately that is the thinking that ended the Formalist period.

        When you talk about the bell you are in the Discourse of signs and representations. The age of representation is over. We are in simulated reality and the “floating sign” is how we try to understand now. Because the sign floats, is not attached to any representational object, it can assert, deny, weakly agree, weakly disagree, act as “mask” which can assert, deny, pretend to assert, pretend to deny, whatever. So that’s the way we must learn to read things or we will just drown in it all.

        Ringing the bell was a SPECTACLE and media presented. The Spectacle was to obliterate the meaning. I could go on.

        I have spent a lot of time in KC and I like it so much. That old theatre for films in Lenexa I forget its name now before the Landmark people got control. The lovely one in downtown Kansas City where I saw Altman’s film with Tim Robbins (forget the title). You have a lot to choose from. Good art in KC. The Nelson I love and the contemporary arts (? name) where the Nevelson, the Rothko, are and that wonderful diptych as you enter by the Chinese, here on this blog post of mine : http://moviesandfilm.blogspot.com/2011/12/reading-bel-ami-through-marx-foucault.html?zx=75341675a39b3be8 Hung Liu. Maybe we can meet sometime when I’m there and go to one of these or the scupture garden.

      • nena

        is all this in your head or do u look it up

      • http://twilightirruption.blogspot.com/ abbeysbooks

        It’s in my head making me mad!

      • Guest

        Uh, um, sorry, did you just tell me how to think?

      • Guest

        Ok.

      • Guest

        Ok.

      • http://twilightirruption.blogspot.com/ abbeysbooks

        Probably.

      • http://twilightirruption.blogspot.com/ abbeysbooks

        Yeh, I guess I did. It’s in DeLillo’s Cosmopolis, only the loss of the signifier and the signified has to do with money. Benno will say people keep trying to put words and sounds together and they don’t go together. They are two different species. Two different orders. then he says the same about words and images. This is Foucault. I can’t post links to my blogs anymore as they go into moderation now. It’s about simulated reality which we are approaching os fast without knowing it. When it is total we will be in Virtual Reality. No escape. We will all be in the situation Rob and Kristen are in.

      • Jenni

        Okay, I exaggerated. It didn’t RUIN my life. But it did ruin my hair. I shaved my favorite scene from Twilight into it and now I do kinda regret it.

    • lillicat

      Welcome back Jenni! We are going to have so much fun tomorrow. The TIFF website has live feed of the OTR red carpet. They have really stepped up security and access to the actors by the media. I read that Kris is doing a live interview with MTV. She was adorable going through LAX. I love the way she dresses for her own comfort. I was so proud of her- she looked strong. I can’t wait to see how your theory plays out. Approx. 2 days after you posted your theory i saw a post on the KTAR website by Joe Hulzenga on 8/24/12 saying his opinion was that this was “staged”, causing all kinds of raged responses. Gossip Cop has become a fight club of sorts between the responses of people who hate Kris for numerous reasons, agitated with Rob being silent, hate RS for preying on his young star, hate LS for cashing in on the “scandal. Thousands of responses!!! Someone posted that it is reticent of the “mob mentality” of the middle ages. I thought of the French Revolution. Someone needs to be “Beheaded”. Now that other sites are starting to post”this could be staged” stories; obsessed fans are saying they will never see another film that RP makes and will hate him forever! How immature. I hope KS & RP write a book about this someday off in the future.
      This is a great article. Every site has a new spin, and really it’s becoming quite comical. You made me smile as usual. :D

      • nena

        why only his movies? What about KS movies RS and LS movies?? I think some how they have to come forward to laugh at the media and crazy fans!! It would be so wonderful!

      • lillicat

        I was referring to comments that said “if RP took KS back, they would never see another of his movies”. It just sounded childish to me.

      • nena

        wow, because those people are secretly wanting him to date them

      • Guest

        I bet Kristen would chop off Rob’s head if he defended or explained. She’d rather just give the finger.

      • nena

        I wonder about that also. She maybe would kill him if he tried to be protector and her the damsel in distress, never thought of it that way before

      • Guest

        Another layer of similarity to the Edward/Bella story, the way you put it.

      • Jenni

        I love seeing other sites’ takes on this story. Some of them make really valid points… and others influenced everything I wrote above. It’s really interesting how this has played out for so long. The Katie Holmes/Tom Cruise scandal only got about 3 weeks of daily scandal headlines. What day are we on now for continuous coverage of this one? 50 something?

    • http://twitter.com/SNSDYurifan1995 Denise

      those haters will be providing those gossip magazines the money if they decide to make a huge hooha out of this shit :)

    • Nena

      Very few celebrates have worn dresses that I like , but with KS I usually love the clothes she wears. The dress she wore tonight was bea-u-t-ful! The only dress I found interesting was what dshe wore to SWATH in London. I love that girls style. She did seem uncomfortable on the red carpet, quiet maybe still playing her part

    • s

      I gotta say…. I love Kevin Hart regardless. But I really liked how he stood up for KS, but still made a little joke about it. But the joke wasn’t ripping her apart. I mean, he could if totally went there and joked the situation hardcore, but didn’t. This is VMAS, thar scandal is one of the biggest headlines if the year. ANY other comedia period., would have went there.

      • nena

        I so agree, I was very impressed, classy!!!

    • Peony

      This stunt/charade has reached the stage where Kristen looks desperate to hold on to Rob whereas he seems desperate to move on.I desperately want this whole stupid stunt to end coz i am 100% sure they were never together in the first place.Latest comments about licking armpits-??,i am fed up with the whole stunt.I just want Kristen to be ok, shes taken on a lot of undeserved beating( it shows in her pictures,she has truly lost weight ).

    • nena

      Interesting that Sienna Miller was mentioned in the 20/20 piece, so I really hope she isnt telling RP anything bad,

    • a little confused

      Ah, this is sooooo hilarious! Wonderful sarcasm you have going here! Did any of them get close to the nonsense published? Oh, and I loved how she apparently said in an OTR interview they were going to be fine for the BD premiere. Hmmm, didn’t you predict something like that would happen back on your first post on the PR angle?

    • Rodney Cooper

      Where’s the topless scene, where the three actors are naked in the front seat? I rented the movie, and at that part Kristen’s nipples are out of view, below the dash board. Someone please send me the TIMESTAMP – (first)_(last) at rocketmail (dot) com. Thanks. Maybe there’s a flashback later to that point in the movie? I don’t know how I missed it. I also watched the deleted scenes.

    • Rodney Cooper

      I rented this movie (RedBox), and the part with Kristen’s nipples above the dashboard was MISSING. I watched the deleted scenes. There is apparently no unrated version of this movie. (Her breast are visible elsewhere, but not straight on.) Anyone with info on this, and where I can get an uncut DVD, please e-mail me at (first)_(last) at rocketmail (dot) com.
      Thanks, Rodney Cooper