Last night on The Late Show With David Letterman, action star Bruce Willis showed Dave a sneak peak of the next Die Hard movie, Twi-Hard With A Vengeance.
In it, you see a distraught Officer John McClane (Willis) break down in the middle of negotiations for the life of the ambassador because, wait for it…he’s lost a lot of friends. And he’s not talking about the fucking ambassador, dammit, he’s talking about Kristen Stewart, who broke both his heart and Rob‘s. “I don’t know what you’re talking about,” his non-tabloid-reading adversary says, at which point he has a full on Nutty Madam style breakdown. “ ”It’s Twilight, okay? Twilight, asshole! Kristen and Rob, Bella and Edward, they broke up!” The tagline, of course? TWIHARD WITH A VENGEANCE.
Of course, Bruce went for the obvious pun here, but it’s so amazing to see the guy from the original Die Hard movies get in on the “Twihard” joke that I don’t care. Just because Bruce Willis is getting old doesn’t mean he can’t engage in a little topical pop culture humor, okay?