• In much more welcome weekend birth news, Anna Faris and Chris Pratt welcomed their first child, son Jack! (Celebuzz)
• Listen to these girls talk about Prince Harry crashing their bachelorette party when he wasn’t getting butt naked in Vegas. Ah, the American dream. (The Stir)
• Angelina Jolie wrote Brad Pitt a letter circa 2005 detailing how she planned to steal him from Jennifer Aniston. Or at least, that’s what The National Enquirer wants you to think. (Hollywood Hiccups)
• Not to worry, though, since Jen and her mom are getting hers-and-hers plastic surgery faces for the big nuptials. (Celeb Dirty Laundry)
• Apparently not interested in partying with Mariah Carey, Katy Perry has rejected American Idol‘s reported $20 million offer to be a new judge. (Have U Heard)
• Chad Kroeger‘s ex-girlfriend Kristen DeWitt claims that he was still with her when he started dating now-fiancée Avril Lavigne. And yes, that’s her real Twitter handle below. (Celeb Dirty Laundry)
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