• Fri, Aug 24 2012

Eeeew: Octomom Told Her Kids About Her Masturbation Porn

Earlier today, Celebuzz posted an interview with Nadya Suleman (a.k.a. Octomom) in which she talks about her new single, “Sexy Party” with “Billboard Top Twenty recording artist” Adam Barta (a.k.a. the least convincing cupper of breasts ever to live). It’s funny to hear her talk about how her high school flute experience helped her make this horrific partial birth abortion of a song, but the part that really made my mental record scratch was when she admitted that her kids know about her pornographic activities.

First, she talked about her masturbation porno Octomom: Home Alone. “I still remain celibate to this day, 14 years now and I touch no one but myself,” she said, implying that she never consummated her weird relationship with extremely cut oompa loompa Frankie G. When asked if her kids know about her career in adult entertainment, she replied that the older ones do:

“I raise them in total honesty so they’ll never have any resentment or harbor resentment when they grow up…they do [know] to a certain degree…they do not know the total details, but I raise them in total honesty.”

And how do the kids feel about kind of, sort of knowing that their mom does porn?

“They’re totally desensitized…our experiences allowed all of us to pull out strengths we didn’t know we possess.”

Like the strength to not gouge your eyes out with a spork after catching an accidental glimpse of this when you’re looking for a snack after soccer practice?

I’m not trashing people who turn to sex work to feed their kids, but Octomom’s oldest kid is 11. Could he have had at least a few more years of normal-ish childhood before he started having to numb up and disassociate from terrible facts that refuse to leave his head? But don’t worry, his mom’s a licensed psychiatric technician, so she’s totally equipped to help him work through it.

(Via Celebuzz)

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