• Thu, Aug 23 2012

Ryan Lochte Continues To Compete Against Prince Harry, Also Has Naked Photos

Ryan Lochte and Prince Harry continue to compete against each other in a race that none of us saw coming. First they literally raced against each other in a pool. Naturally Ryan Lochte won. Not only does he have the Olympic racing background, but the amateur he raced against actually attempted to swim in jeans.

But then, while we all expected Prince Harry to return to Britain, hanging his head in shame, he stayed in Las Vegas and just let it all hang out. Yep, he one-upped Ryan Lochte by playing a game of strip billiards that involved him getting naked and photographed. While not the smartest of moves for a royal, he certainly made everyone forget about the swim race. Now all anyone wants to see are Prince Harry Vegas pictures, pictures that turned “Prince Harry penis” into a search term on Google.

Well done mate!

However Ryan Lochte one-upped Prince Harry’s naked photo leak by orchestrating one of his own. Yesterday Perez Hilton, the Bette Midler of the blogging world, announced that an ex-girlfriend of the world famous Olympian wanted to sell a naked photo of Ryan Lochte. Although the photo doesn’t include his head, Perez Hilton assures us that it’s Ryan Lochte’s penis in the photo.

The photo’s not currently on Perez Hilton’s site, which means they might still be up for grabs. In that case, I gladly speak for myself and my company when I saw no price is too high to pay for these photos. (Unless they cost more than $9.99. In that case. Sorry. NVM and carry on.)

While we’re unsure if Ryan Lochte actually asked his ex-girlfriend to come forward with the photo, we can’t help but notice it’s pretty coincidental that he would have one pop up on the same day that his new brofriend naked Prince Harry has a few show up.

Men, they’re so competitive!

And now the ball’s back in Harry’s court. How will he overshadow Ryan Lochte this time and get the spotlight back on him. Perhaps, like I suggested yesterday, a star-studded sex tape really is in order.

 

(Photo: PCN Photo)

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  • lizzy

    Sorry Jenni, judging from his bikini photo you might be overpaying at $9.99. But hey, isn’t it wonderful they put cameras in phones so random idiots could put them to such awesome use?

    • Jenni

      It’s actually amazing how it lets everyone be their own paparazzi. And how drunk was Prince Harry to invite strangers into his room while stripping. Obviously they took photos.

    • lizzy

      It’s like when the secret service got busted in Columbia, the behavior for him and his buddies is probably such a common place event that he’s gotten too comfortable with an expected outcome.

    • Jenni

      Yeah, also I don’t see the big deal. He’s the spare to the heir. Let him let loose. It’s more fun for everyone involved.

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