While you behaved like a polite member of civilized society this weekend, Taylor Swift showed up to a wedding uninvited with her boyfriend Conor Kennedy and refused to leave. Looks like she’s about to learn the hard way that the only people more revered in the country than golden virgins with broken hearts are the Kennedys. A family who will kill you, before accepting you.
Here’s what we know about her wedding crashing escapades from an article in the Boston Herald:
The bride’s mother, Victoria Gifford Kennedy, spoke to the press and told them that Conor Kennedy never even RSVP-d to herÂ daughter’s wedding. How Conor is related to the bride Kyle Kennedy is a mystery. That family tree involves so manyÂ hyphenatedÂ last names,Â impostorsÂ andÂ SchwarzeneggersÂ that trying to figure it out would take days. Â Regardless, even if she’s his 2nd cousin on his great-aunt’s side, he should have sent back his RSVP.
âThey texted me an hour before the wedding and asked if they could come,â Vicki Kennedy said. âI responded with a very clear, âPlease do not come.â They came anyway. … I personally went up to Ms. Swift, whose entrance distracted the entire event, politely introduced myself to her, and asked her as nicely as I could to leave. It was like talking to a ghost. She seemed to look right past me.â
Naturally Taylor Swift’s publicist has an entirely different account of the incident.
âThere is no truth to that,â she said. âTaylor was invited to the wedding and the bride thanked her profusely for being there.â
How fast until she spins this into a song about heartbreak among the elite? Your guess is as good as mine, but I will say she’sÂ making anÂ appearance at the VMAs in a few weeks and that seems as good of anÂ opportunityÂ as ever to remind everyone she’s a perky little do-gooder who’s so silly and naive that she’s dating a high school student.
Yes, a high school student. Did anyone else know that Conor Kennedy is still attending high school at Deerfield Academy inÂ Massachusetts. Doesn’t this make everyone extremely uncomfortable? Taylor Swift could date anyone and she chooses a kid who has to fit her in in between his SAT tutor and AP English class?!
Sure he’s 18 and sure it’s legal. But still, it’s weird. Not to mention that if the genders wereÂ reversed, we’d be looking at tons of media backlash. But that’s neither here nor there. Let’s focus on what we know. Taylor Swift crashed a wedding, refused to leave and created a Kennedy enemy.
She should be scared, very scared.
Also, Swifites, most importantly, do you think she ordered chicken, fish or went vegetarian??
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