A lot of people hate Cara Delevingne. It could be because she’s unfairly genetically gifted in the looks department, but it may also have something to do with the fact that she’s rumored to be dating Harry Styles, of every hysterical tween’s current favorite band One Direction.
We know this because many have taken to twitter, as tweens do, to express their dissatisfaction with the fact that Harry is fucking one hot 20-year-old and not a million 12-year-olds of varying physical attractiveness. This is par for the course when you date someone in a boy band, but now it seems Cara has sunk to the tweens’ level by responding to some of their tweets individually:
Dude. Cara. I’m only going to say this once. You responding to the tweets of insane teenyboppers is like a hippo getting in a fight with an ant that looked at her funny. Sure, the ant was throwing major shade, but the hippo is starting out with quite a few advantages on said ant, and it only makes the hippo look petty.
If you really want your private life to remain private, and furthermore, for people to be able to suspend their disbelief for a minute and imagine you are a thinking person when they see you all boho chic-ed out, make like Kate Moss and stop talking. Seriously. Just stop. Or if you are going to talk, be cool and articulate like Coco Rocha. Nobody respects a celebrity who insists on having fame, riches, the penis of Harry Styles, and the unanimous adoration of everyone with a Twitter account. When you start fighting with tweens on the Internet, you are throwing yourself down a deep, dark, k-hole you may never claw your way out of. You’re welcome.
(Via The Cut)
Photo: Cara Delevingne