In a preemptive move against the upcoming Real Housewives of New Jersey episode where Joe Giudice calls his mistress on camera and then proceeds to call his wife Teresa Giudice a cunt, Teresa spoke to her friends at In Touch. And I’m not saying “friends” in a sarcastic way. I think the editors at In Touch are probably the closest thing to friends that Teresa has left. They’re the only people in her life who actually listen to what she has to say without completely twisting it around. Which is ironic because I’m talking about one of the twistiest of tabloids. But I suppose that’s what happens when you’re on a Bravo reality show and you’re this season’s villain. Oh and I guess, also when you’re an incredibly self-absorbed person who thinks writing a few cookbooks puts her on par with The Princess Diana Beanie Baby and God. Anyway, back to Teresa talking about Joe’s infidelity. She tells In Touch, “I felt like I’d been kicked in the stomach. I was humiliated. I can’t defend him on this. I’m hurt by him and disappointed by him.” And that makes me sad. Because despite going off the deep end of the cocky pool this season, I do believe she didn’t know that Joe cheated on her. Because he’s disgusting and like us, she probably thought that his body and lack of a legal driver’s license prevented him from getting laid by anyone else. However, it sounds like she’s forgiven him for now — which I think is ridiculous.
While Teresa clings to the belief that Joe was on the phone with a “worker” at the New Jersey pizzeria he owned, she tells In Touch, “I am not stupid,” adding that if Joe continues to humiliate her like this, “I will not be with him. I will totally leave him.”
When it comes to Giudice v. Giudice, Teresa is the clear winner. She’s not only the literal breadwinner in the family, but she’s also 100% human. Whereas, I’m pretty sure Joe Giudice has a little neanderthal in him. Also I think he’d screw over his family any day of the week to get what he wants. You don’t go millions of dollars into debt because you’re an upstanding gentleman. But I guess I can sleep soundly knowing that no matter what happens in that house, Milania Giudice probably has it under control. (Photo: Bravo TV)