• Tue, Aug 14 2012

Chris Crocker Makes Good On Promise, Stars In His Very First Hardcore Porno Video

After referencing his pornographic ambitions in various interviews, Youtube star Chris Crocker (of “LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!” fame) has finally made good on his promise to deliver some hardcore, no holds barred, balls to the wall, dude on dude pornography. And the unquenchable maw of the internet rejoiced!

In a very NSFW preview video posted on his tumblr, Chris’s flaxen-haired head can be seen going to town on a dick while a voice (his own) purrs “it’s Chris Crocker.” It’s probably supposed to be sexy, but I think it’s one of the funniest five seconds of video I’ve ever seen on the Internet. Chris has a unique way of turning people’s hatred back on himself and making it look ridiculous, and this is no exception. Here is a video that says, “yes, my name is Chris Crocker and I love to suck dick, WHAT OF IT?” There’s also some shadowy butt secks and a coy entreaty: “CHRIS CROCKER PORN, ANYONE? ;)” Considering how open and raw Chris is with his audience, we’ve been getting a type of Chris Crocker porn for a while now, but I’m sure he will have many takers.

As a straight woman, I’m not really turned on by the prospect of Chris Crocker porn, but I still appreciate that he wants to share his porn with me like we are BFFs or something. And it’s not just any guy he’s sucking and fucking, but his “husband,” whom he loves, which makes it sweet. I also must take a minute to appreciate the more masculine look Chris has rocking been rocking lately, because it shows he has many different aspects to his personality (persona?). You can’t pin him down! What will this multifaceted entertainer do for us next? I’d beg the TV gods to give him a reality show, but it seems Chris has been running his own show just fine.

(Via Chris Crocker)

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