• Tue, Aug 14 2012

Miley Cyrus Could Be The Smartest Celebrity We Have

Day after day Miley Cyrus continues to amaze me with her power to get publicity for doing absolutely nothing significant. Every twitpic turns into a three-ring circus of headlines where everyone jumps into the debate to figure out what she’s trying to say by uploading a photo of her midriff. Never in the history of celebrities has there been a celebrity who’s more skilled at being her own paparazzi.

Earlier this summer, she jumped back into the mainstream media by using dark arts, black magic and moonshine to convince Liam Hemsworth to marry her. And ever since that fateful, “sure, let’s get married, even though that makes no sense since I’m a star on the rise and your dad is Billy Ray Cyrus,” she’s managed to get herself in the news almost every single day.

Just two days ago she posted photos of her new haircut and the world got so excited about her new do that they acted like she was the first celebrity to discover scissors.

And now, this morning, she continues to keep the news cycle focused on her by “hiding” when paparazzi take photos of her. The girl who muploads photos every 6 minutes of her life is shy all of a sudden?

Hell no. She knows that a photo of her walking with faux-ance Liam Hemsworth won’t garner that much press. But a photo of her “hiding her new haircut” would do the trick.

In fact she got a lead story on the The Daily Mail that spins this ONE photo into an entire heartbreaking story about regret, remorse and extensions?

Please note that Miley uploaded a photo of herself wearing the same shirt and sporting the same “regretful” haircut to her own Twitter (photo above) with the caption, “self love is the greatest of all flatterers.” So it’s not like she spent yesterday trying to hide, herself or her love for herself. She just spent it trying to come up with more ways to get noticed.

Does Miley’s ability to get into the news make her a self-obsessed attention-seeking has-been (who requires me to use as many hyphenated phrases as possible) or is she a savvy social media and publicity genius who knows how to turn a non-story into a full-fledged news palooza. I’m scared to say that I think it’s the latter of the two options.

While other celebrities are forced to make movies, act on TV shows, create music, read scripts on reality TV shows and leak sex tapes to garner headlines, Miley can do it with a click of her mouse.

Which means that Miley Cyrus could be the smartest celebrity we have. It’s a scary thought.

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  • Anita

    Y yo que pensé que uno en su twiiter podía poner lo que se le diera la gana poner…=/ supongo que estaba mal. En todo caso, no es lo mismo sacarte TU tus propias fotos a que te la estén sacando idiotas, interrumpiendo tu salida con tu novio y luego sacando dinero de ellas verdad??? creo que es algo llamado LÓGICA.

  • Carly

    I’m glad she cut her hair if that’s what she’s always wanted to do but she is going a little O.D. on the twitpics with captions of “self-love” and what not.

  • Amy

    Holy crap. I saw this picture yesterday on the Chive as a twitpic from Helen Keller taking credit for giving her the haircut. I told my boyfriend it must have been photoshopped for the joke… lol, guess not.
    Next thing you know she’s going to be on the cover of Glamour talking about her eating disorder. These bitches are so predictable. She would get more attention if she decided to retire from show biz and get a teaching degree.

    • Dustin

      She actually cut her hair this way because she donated it…

    • Jenni

      Seriously question/comment: I thought you couldn’t donate hair that was treated?

    • 2-time Locks of Love Donor

      You can’t. Not only can you not donate treated hair, but you also have to donate AT LEAST 10 inches. When she dyed her hair blonde, there’s no way it was long enough to reach the required minimum. And again, they can’t accept treated hair because of the chemicals they use to make the wigs. Don’t buy all the people saying her hair is like this because she donated it.

    • Onna

      You can donate dyed and permed hair, her hair was dyed therefore she can donate it. And I’m positive her was longer than 10 inches considering she didn’t really cut much off everytime she got it done.

    • Nikki

      She cut her hair because she wanted to. The fucking end.

  • Brenda

    Remember when she posted those pictures of her ‘manicure’ that just happened to include a huge diamond ring on her ring finger. Wasn’t that just before Liam had a movie coming out. And now she’s causing another twitstorm. And oh look, Liam has a movie coming out. Guess who all eyes will be on at that premiere?

    • Onna

      She showed a pic of her ring while he was filming a movie and then he went to film his other movie, his movies were already lined up before they got engaged, they had only been engaged a week when she tweeted a pic of her ring.

  • Elena

    I think tabloids publish articles about little details nobody cares about. For example, these photos in which Miley is “hiding” her new haircut. She already replied to a fan in Twitter saying she was just bothered by the camera flashes. But people are still talking about that.A photo of her walking with her new fiancé is not interesting enough to write a whole article about it, and nor is a photo of her trying to hide her face. Either way, it’s dumb to care so much about these things.Miley is not trying to show off. I actually think she stays inside so much because that’s exactly what she doesn’t want. But like everyone these days, she likes Twitter. She posts pictures every 5 minutes. So what? Almost every celebrity these days is like that.Appearing on tabloids so much is not her fault. How many celebrities tweet and post pictures of themselves every 3 seconds? A lot, my friend, a whole lot.Truth is, people write, publish and comment on every insignificant thing Miley does, and this obviously shouldn’t happen. It’s dumb. But it does. The media does that because they don’t have anything else to talk about or don’t want to talk about other celebrities. It’s not Miley’s fault. She’s just trying to live her life, and she can’t avoid people talking about little details in her life.

  • Aimee

    The media should review their contents before blaming celebrities for living their lives.

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  • TheTruthKid

    It’s not your life assholes, so fuck off. Who gives a shit, it’s just a hair sytle, her hair will grow back and she’ll be back to normal. It’s like you never seen a girl with a fucken haircut before? It doesn’t fit her, but who gives a shit, it makes Miley happy. And Miley gave up her fame long time ago, who gives a shit? Go Miley, hopefully you make a combat one day… Show all these faggots!

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  • Hannah

    You broke my I never new you to be this person love you mily,Hannah you made me feel famis cas my name is hannah ever since you stopes being hannah I wasn’t hannah by the way tayler swift is my faverut know by the way I’m 8

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