In An Attempt To Connect To Her Original Fans, Miley Cyrus Gives Herself The Doug Funnie Haircut

In a continued effort to put the paparazzi out of business, Miley Cyrus photographed her own “look at me” stunt last night. Yes, while you and your fellow patriots got into a One Direction vs. Spice Girls Olympic closing ceremony fan war on Tumblr, Miley Cyrus chopped off her bun.

She just cut it all off like it wasn’t ever there. Which only really bothers me because it seems like it was just last week that she dyed it blonde — and was all like “I don’t care what anybody thinks. My hair! My choice!”

Not only am I starting to worry she has major hair A.D.D, but also that she’s lacking a concept of money. Which is odd, because mostly child stars are equivalent to unlicensed accountants.

That’s basically along the same lines of buying a really expensive pair of jeans one week and then cutting off your legs the next. I think everyone understands the need for a change, but everyone also understands the need to at least pretend to be fiscally responsible in this economy.

Then again, perhaps Miley Cyrus is growing concerned that she’s losing her original fan base to Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato and Harry Styles’ hair and felt the urge to connect with them in a more primal way. A way that would make them reminisce fondly about their youth and their role models and their favorite TV shows.

I mean, you have to admit, the resemblance is uncanny!

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    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1041690054 Natalie Zutter

      She could never lose her fanbase to Demi Lovato’s hair… especially not after that awful updo Demi had at the Teen Choice Awards.

      • gie

        NAT, ABSOLUTELY CORRECT! ANYWAY, J.MAIER IS ON MILEY CYRUS PROWL AGAIN, THERE’S NOTHING NEW HERE – AT LEAST SHE’S PRETENDING TO PROTECT MILEYS’ PURSE. WELL DONE J.M. ACTING LIKE MILEYS’ PARENTS SUITS YOU…. THANXS

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1041690054 Natalie Zutter

        Sorry gle, but I’m also not a fan of the new hair. It actually gets on my nerves that Miley can post a new photo every few hours and *knows* it’ll make the Internet go into apoplectic shock.

    • Lisa

      By no means is that a Doug Funnie haircut..

      • Jenni

        But picture her in a green vest…

    • Mila

      i like her hair, it looks nice and so what? if you decided to cut your hair off, why should it offend anyone, it’s silly how people can react about such a small thing. everyone has personal taste and everyone can do what they like.. don’t let the world stop ya.

    • Yo

      It looks awesome, IMO.

    • HiHowAreYou

      She looks adorable, it’s a difficult haircut to pull off, too. (I had it in 2007/8.) That she was able to achieve any shape at all – much less a flattering shape – is enviable albeit doubtful as I’m sure a stylist salvaged the remaining hair into the darling cut she has now. Note: The fact it is so cute sickens me as I’m not a fan nor supporter of celebrity narcissism.

    • Really?

      Did you seriously write about her needing to be fiscally responsible? Really?. . .

      • Jenni

        Yes. She’ll never get her CPA if she keeps acting this way!

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    • Irma

      this article is actually just dumb.

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