• Thu, Aug 9 2012

Kristen Stewart Is Quitting Acting Because Of A Shameful Affair That Never Even Happened

Just when you think the puppet masters pulling the strings behind this Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson Cheating Stunt are growing tired of coming up with new rumors every single day, they up the ante by putting Kristen Stewart’s career on the line.

Yesterday the actress dropped out of the upcoming film Cali and then followed up that news by having sources come forward and say she’s too ashamed to even show up to the premiere of On the Road -- the movie that’s supposed to show us all that she’s a sexual creature with feelings and desires.

Sound familiar? You may have seen the latest trailer for that film. It’s called “Kristen Stewart Has Totally Sexy Affair With Director Rupert Sanders In An Effort To Show Everyone That She’s A Sexual Being Capable of Showing Sexy Emotions.”

While I at first tried to figure out how ruining Kristen’s career fit into the whole PR stunt, I then remembered my earliest theory about this entire affair. And that’s the wacky idea that Kristen went along with this entire scheme — a scheme that makes America hate her homewrecking ass — because she wanted to quit acting and wasn’t sure how to get out any other way.

No one wants to cast the emotionally unstable slut that America hates — and Kristen Stewart’s working her hardest to make that statement a reality. Between her inability to stop crying, her tearful phone calls to Rob and her lack of interest in promoting her current project, it’s getting all too obvious that she’s no longer trying to salvage her career. This entire affair was created to help end it.

Not to sound like a demonic villain out of a straight-to-dvd movie, but I think this is all part of the master plan.

Let’s just look at this checklist of what’s happened in the past two weeks since Us Weekly published the photos of K.Stew cheating:

- Create endless free publicity for Breaking Dawn: Part 2, Cosmopolis, On The Road and the upcoming DVD release of Snow White and the Huntsman – CHECK

- Build national name recognition for up-and-coming director Rupert Sanders and his aspiring wife, actress Liberty Ross – CHECK

- Sexualize Kristen Stewart for On the Road  so no one questions her character’s sexuality- CHECK

- Victimize Robert Pattinson to the point that people will feel so sorry for him that they’ll see Cosmopolis even though they didn’t see his other movie Bel Ami - CHECK

- Create hype for Snow White and the Huntsman 2 after the first one wasn’t as successful as producers hoped – CHECK

- Give  Kristen Stewart an easy escape route from her busy Hollywood career that she got thrust into as a child by her Hollywood parents- DOUBLE CHECK

With no other movies lined up for the next two years , besides her contractual obligation to Snow White and the Huntsman 2, and an apparent refusal to show up to the premiere of her own movie, Kristen Stewart’s essentiallly handing in her resignation letter.

The question is if anyone’s paying close enough attention to actually accept it.

(Photo: IMDB)

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  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100004144303705 Lisa Green

    You think Kslut is smart enough to pull off such an elaborate ruse? HELL NO! This is all circumstantial…none of this was ever planed. You think she planed on being hated and despised by fans and critics alike? No. Her career and her relationship with Rob are over; many actress career’s have ended for less! Now she is being cut from Snow White and the Huntsmen sequel NOT BEING ASKED TO COME BACK! And now with Hollywood starting to turn their back to her she will become a footnote.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100004144303705 Lisa Green

    You think Kslu* is smart enough to pull off such an elaborate ruse? HELL NO! This is all circumstantial…none of this was ever planed. You think she planed on being hated and despised by fans and critics alike? No. Her career and her relationship with Rob are over; many actress career’s have ended for less! Now she is being cut from Snow White and the Huntsmen sequel NOT BEING ASKED TO COME BACK! And now with Hollywood starting to turn their back to her she will become a footnote.

  • judith

    After some thought, here’s what I think. Rob dropped some hints in NY.. re. things ‘not being as
    people think ’. I think they are fed up with media hounding wherever they go
    and may have decided for Kristin to give her time out, and in manner suggested
    by foster in her article Rob may be the one to have rescued her.

    I think rob and kris staged this to get
    time away to get out of spotlight, have time together, maybe to get married.. She
    may also be pregnant also, hence canceling
    next film.

  • Lady Victoria

    To tell you the truth. She needs me I would like to work for you Ms. Stewart. you need good people and a really good friend right now that is not all Hollywood Call me Lady Victoria of Harrisburg, PA

  • D. Martin

    This is your theory? Sorry. Not buying it. If she wanted to take a break from acting she would not have to come up with a scheme like this to do it. She could just do what Jodie Foster and Emma Watson did — go back to school. She’s already expressed a desire in past interviews to go to school. This way she could walk away and still keep her reputation and dignity about her. You theory doesn’t hold water.