There is nothing more distracting, when trying to objectively assess the attractiveness of Olympians, than the body of an Olympian. Honestly, one look at a six pack and all of a sudden people are going around saying the dude’s the hottest specimen of human life they have laid eyes on. Sorry Jake Dalton, I’m looking at you.
Sure, his body is a temple, one that I would like to spend some time getting acquainted with no doubt, but throw out the leotard and slap jeans and a t-shirt on the guy and he’s just a regular decent looking guy. And while bodies surely cannot be discounted when assessing overall hotness, in a sea full of rock hard abs and perfectly toned arms and backs that…I don’t know I just want them, all I’m saying is that it’s easy to get distracted.
So how many of the Olympic guys that we’ve been ogling for the past week Â would actually get the same amount of head turns out at a Â regular bar…wearing a shirt? Let’s investigate.