Think you can avoid stalkers by being a quirky “indie” actress who doesn’t flaunt her hotness and isn’t super famous? Think again! Stalkers care not for logic, laws, or any other rules you may throw at them. If they did, they wouldn’t be stalkers.
Cutie patootie Ellen Page has been a bit freaked out lately (and rightfully so) over some threatening messages sent her way via Twitter. “I’m going to murder Ellen Page. She’s dead” read one of the tweets (since deleted), and another: “Ellen Page if you continue to date Alexander I will K-1-L-L you in public in the next year … Be it in a club, at a game, in a restaurant, or when you’re signing autographs.” Someone also called The LA Film Festival (which is showing To Rome With Love, in which Page appears) and threatened to murder her on the red carpet. This was scary enough to keep her from attending. Why take chances?
The Alexander in question is Alexander Skarsgaard, a.k.a. Eric Northman from True Blood, a.k.a. a solid mass of pure Nordic beefcake. The pair has not officially confirmed their relashe or even been caught canoodling, really, but they recently attended a baseball game wearing matching sneakers, which in the eyes of a stalker makes them as good as married. Sounds like someone is peanut butter and jealous! Or maybe they just thought that Juno sucked. Who knows?
In any case, I’d like to remind the stalker that the LAPD is on the case and talking to twitter as we speak, so maybe you should quit while you’re ahead. Additionally, if you hated Juno, you’re not alone, but maybe you should employ logic for once in your weird, stalker life and go after the real enemy: Diablo Cody.
(Via ABC News)