Do you remember The Jonas Brothers? They’re this motley band of singing brother-boys that used to be really famous through Disney and screaming girls would show up to their concerts. Well they’re not as famous now, as evidenced by the fact that they’re all taking some questionable jobs, but luckily the screaming girls are still around to post scathing comments on unsuspecting blogs, so keep your eyes open for those on here. The first of the Mighty Jonaii, Kevin Jonas, is starring on a reality show creatively called Married to Jonas which follows him and his wife around as they try to restart his career. Joe Jonas is on another really crucial show The Next: Fame Is At Your Doorstep,where he acts as a mentor for aspiring doorsteps. And let’s not forget the most precious of them all, Nick Jonas, who has clearly scraped the bottom of the fame-barrel, because he wants to be a judge on American Idol. Yeah, American Idol, that show that such luminous judging talents as Jennifer Lopez, Paula Abdul, and Steven Tyler want nothing to do with.
The Littlest Jonas posted on his Twitter yesterday:
“The rumors are true… I am being considered to be a judge on American Idol, and it would be a dream come true if it happens. #nickonidol”
Hoooo boy. A dream for who? Not for me. Maybe for Mariah Carey. I guess he’s only 19, so it’s a good career opportunity, but people are running from that show like crazy. Its numbers are way down, and I stopped watching when Taylor Hicks won, because I want my reality served young and attractive, please, not silver-haired with a banjo. I’m sure I’ll take a lot of heat for saying this, but what and why are you doing this, Nick Jonas? Can’t all you silly Jonases go back to making music for tweens’n'teens and call it a day? You’re good at that! Why you gotta be jumping on the reality TV train? Why you gotta do me like that, JoBros?
As a side note, for some reason I always thought Joe was the youngest Jonas. I guess that just goes to show you that there’s always a littler Jonas. They’re like Russian nesting dolls. That said, Jimothy, Tipper, and Piccolo Jonas could not be reached for comment.
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