If You Think Ryan Lochte Is Hot, Wait ‘Til You Meet The Rest Of These Olympic Swimmers

RYAN LOCHTE, USA.

Please explain to me why the typical swimmer's body is long and lean, but you look like you could pick me up and throw me? I'm not complaining, I'd just like to hear you talk about your body.

Fun Fact: Has an 'American-themed' diamond grill. You know, like you do.
Best Event: 400M Individual Medley
Medals In London: 2 Gold, 1 Silver
Medals Total: 5 Gold, 2 Silver, 2 Bronze

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NATHAN ADRIAN, USA.

Hello abs, may I fix you a drink? Also he's 23-years old, aka I've wasted my life.

Fun Fact: He's half-Asian, so his nickname is 'Bok Choy'.
Best Event: 100M Freestyle
Medals In London: 1 Gold, 1 Silver
Medals Total: 2 Gold, 1 Silver

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CULLEN JONES, USA.

Bodies aside, let's talk about the fact that this is the only guy I've ever seen look good in the cap and goggles. Also, tween bonus points for his vampire-last-name-as-first-name situation.

Fun Fact: Has a foundation for kids focusing on water safety called 'Make A Splash'. Cue the 'Awwww's.
Best Event: 4x100M Freestyle
Medals In London: 1 Silver
Medals Total: 1 Gold, 1 Silver

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BRENDAN HANSEN, USA.

Let's get away from these younglings for a second and spend some time with a 30-year old. This is his third Olympics, so he knows his way around a swimming pool. And a gym, apparently.

Fun Fact: Briefly ost his gold medal from the Beijing Olympics but a passenger on his flight found it on the plane and returned it to him.
Best Event: 100M Breaststroke
Medals In London: 1 Bronze
Medals Total: 2 Gold, 1 Silver, 2 Bronze

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RICKY BERENS, USA.

Get your ogling in, because Ricky has announced that he's retiring this fabulous body from competitive swimming following the London Olympics.

Fun Fact: When Michael Phelps withdrew from the 200M Freestyle, it bumped Ricky onto the Olympic team. Big news! ...that he found out about on Twitter.
Best Event: 4x200M Freestyle
Medals In London: 1 Gold, 1 Silver
Medals Total: 2 Gold, 1 Silver

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ANTHONY ERVIN, USA.

Ooh, a little Brooklyn-hipster-hottie. He wears hipster glasses in his Olympics promo photos, and I don't think I need to point out to you his full sleeve tat action. Or his magnificently rippling body.

Fun Fact: His two medals are from the 2000 Olympics. He took all the intervening years off and then started training again in 2011 to qualify for the London Games. Bad. Ass.
Best Event: 50M Freestyle
Medals In London: 0
Medals Total: 1 Gold, 1 Silver

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TOM DALEY, GREAT BRITAIN.

Okay, so he's not really a swimmer, he's a diver. But are you mad about it? Are you really mad about it? I'm not, because he is delicious.

Fun Fact: He's barely 18, so I immediately take back everything I just said.
Best Event: 10M Platform
Medals In London: 0
Medals Total: 0

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CESAR CIELO, BRAZIL.

He's not as muscle-y as some of the other athletes in this gallery, but for some reason I'm not bothered because his skin is so toned and silky smooth and covered in gold medals.

(Un)Fun Fact: Cesar tested positive for a banned substance in May 2011, but was found to be not at fault.
Best Event: 50M Freestyle
Medals In London: 0
Medals Total: 1 Gold, 1 Bronze

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JAMES MAGNUSSEN, AUSTRALIA.

This just isn't fair. That this body could be combined with an Australian accent...that's a devastating combination, and I'm currently booking a flight to Australia to go retrieve this national treasure.

Fun Fact: His nickname is 'The Missile' and he's apparently really cocky before races. I don't care. He shall still be mine.
Best Event: 100M Freestyle
Medals In London: 1 Silver
Medals Total: 1 Silver

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EAMON SULLIVAN, AUSTRALIA.

Another Aussie, aka I'm in heaven. To be perfectly honest, he's a little too skinny for my taste, but I thought I'd highlight his complete lack of butterface as a bonus.

Fun Fact:
Best Event: 4x100M Freestyle
Medals In London: 0
Medals Total: 2 Silver, 1 Bronze

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GREGORIO PALTRINIERI, ITALY.

Well wouldja look at that charming Italian boy. I'm not at liberty to say anything about his body because he's only 17 (bah!), but feel free to Google your heart out.

Fun Fact: His recent haircut kind of defies description. Also worth a good Google.
Best Event: 1500M Freestyle
Medals In London: 0
Medals Total: 0

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MILORAD CAVIC, SERBIA.

He actually grew up in the US, but competes for Serbia. And also for your attention among all the other attractive guys in the pool.

Fun Fact: He was that guy (yeah, that guy) who lost by .01 seconds to Michael Phelps in Beijing in 2008.
Best Event: 100M Butterfly
Medals In London: 0
Total Medals: 1 Silver (curse you, Phelps!)

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CAMILLE LACOURT, FRANCE.

I take back everything negative I've ever said about French people or France or French anything because holy fucking shit, Camille Lacourt. He's like...the Fleur Delacour of swimming. My mouth is literally hanging open right now.

Fun Fact: His real push into becoming a real competitor came when his then-coach, Richard Martinez, fired him.
Best Event: 100M Backstroke
Medals In London: 0
Total Medals: 0

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