Uh oh. After months of careful planning, plotting, scheming and devising the big “Will Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson get back together in time for the Breaking Dawn red carpet?” PR stunt, someone’s starting to mess up.
Maybe even a few someones. You see, the key to pulling off a PR stunt on this level is unity, cohesiveness and an overall team effort to put the same story out there. Otherwise, things start to unravel and you have insider sources going rogue. And there’s nothing more dangerous than an insider source going rogue.
(Well, except a close friend to a star going off the handle. But that discussion’s for a later blog called, “Insider Source versus Anonymous Close Friend: Which one is More Likely To Have Actually Met the Celebrity in Question.”)
So in promsing news for Robsten fans who still haven’t given up hope that their favorite couple’s pulling one over on them, they’re “now speaking again.”
Members of both their camps confirm that the stars are finally in contact, via phone and not via tearful statements to the media. But we’re assured that doesn’t mean that Robert Pattinson is ready to forgive the heartbroken Kristen Stewart. And cue the breath holding.
For a couple who wouldn’t confirm they were even dating for years, it’s just, um, completely suspect that their camps/sources/friends/teams are giving us their play-by-play in their relationship.
“This has been such a blow to Rob,” a Pattinson source told Us Weekly. “Talk about having his heart ripped out.”
Stewart, meanwhile, has been holed up at her parents’ house in the San Fernando Valley, Us Weekly said.
A source told E! Wednesday that Pattinson had already pulled up stakes and moved on from Witherspoon’s secluded spread.
“I’m not sure they’re going to be able to work through this,” the Stewart source told People, “but Rob is all that matters to Kristen right now. She loves him so much. She’d do anything to be able to get through this and be together.”
We’re at middle school boyfriend/girlfriend levels of information here on what’s happening in a non-happening relationship.
She texted him. He took 6 minutes to text back. What does it mean???
But here’s where things get tricky. The latest People features a heartbreaking tale of Rob finding out about the affair and kicking Kristen out of their shared mansion. Which lines up with all the U-Haul stories we heard about Kristen moving out. (Don’t even get me started on why a multi-millionaire would rent U-Haul trucks to move…unless they were just there for ”Kristen Stewart moving” photo purposes and not to actually move anything.)
Then yesterday we’re told Rob fled, yes fled, to Reese Witherspoon’s ranch. And now we’re told by People that K.Stew’s holed up at her parent’s place. So no one is at home right now?
Which one is it publicity team? He heartbreakingly fled from his house when he heard the news? Or did he stand like a man stands and order that harlot out? If both occured, if he kicked her out and then left the house of broken hearts, he’s being incredibly overdramatic. Let’s pretend this whole “affair with Rupert Sanders” happened. Photos from Us Weekly show that they only kissed. And he’s going to go off on a Eat, Pray, Love whirlwind tour around celebrity vacation homes?
It’s, once again, at the level of a middle school relationship. Almost like it’s written for a middle school audience. Which I just find funny because a huge target demo for the Twilight franchise just happens to be middle school students.
Life sure is funny when everything lines up correctly!
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