Even though Ryan Lochte isn’t winning ALL the medals at the 2012 London Olympics, he’s sure doing a stellar job at winning our hearts. And our sexual organs. You can’t go on Twitter during a race these days without reading Fifty-Shades-of-Grey-esque tweets about the swimmer.
The ladies just need to remember that he’s a swimmer, not a gymnast. So some of their requests might not be possible. If being able to do somersault sex is a requirement, I recommend they transfer over their crushing power to Danell Levya, the American gymnast who has no qualms about showing you his penis area.
But if sex isn’t a requirement and you just want to understand Ryan Lochte better, then this video is for you! The Art of the Jeah helps you easily translate all of Lochte’s “jeahs.” Because sometimes, love can’t overpower the translation problems presented by a totally laid back Olympian gold-medal-winning swimmer.
Thanks to @CaitlinCorsetti for passing along this phenom video.
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