Well it’s now that time of day. The time when we stare at this photo of Olympic swimmer Ryan Lochte and try to figure out why he looks like a discarded extra from Magic Mike. It’s an exciting time, but a scary time.
Mostly because based on everything we’re learning about Olympic sex, he probably had sex before and after this photo was taken. Maybe even during. (A non-athletic girl can dream.)
Where do we start? The necklace or the hat? Or perhaps his feet. That are wearing shoes, without socks. That’s bold. That’s daring. And it’s very Lochte. He’s always breaking the rules, defying expectations and losing races despite the fact we’re all offering him up our bodies in exchange for a win.
While we can spend all day searching for context for this photo, we won’t. We’ll just let it sit here, on the site and in your heart. Right where it belongs.
(Photo: Joe Blog)