• Sun, Jul 29 2012

In Continued Publicity Stunt News, Liberty Ross Forgives Rupert Sanders For Cheating On Her With Kristen Stewart

Well, in completely unsurprising news wronged wife Liberty Ross agreed to forgive her husband Rupert Sanders for cheating on her with Kristen Stewart. How convenient that this is all happening so quickly and so publicly. That would should be a very hard time for a family is being played out in front of the press. That a woman who “just found out” that her husband cheated on her with a 22-year-old was able to forgive him in less than a week.

While it might make little sense for people watching this drama unfold from the outside. It makes perfect sense to me. And to everyone else who believes that this entire scandal came from a marketing brainstorming session — and that everyone involved is playing their parts in a movie plot that we’re getting to see play out in the media.

Just like any quality movie script, the Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson love affair needed an obstacle. They needed a reason for people to care about them again, they needed a reason for people to want to see them in the movie together. Specifically Breaking Dawn: Part 2.  And some brave scriptwriter, who’s former job involved being  a publicist for the Twilight franchise, came up with the most brilliant PR stunt ever .

A scandalous affair! Scandalous, only because she’s madly in love with Robert Pattinson. Not because she has sex. Sex is unforgiveable. Kissing can be filed under youthful discretion and foolish mistakes. People can forgive a harmless kiss. Or what did Liberty Ross just call it this morning? Oh right, “one of those silly flirtations.”

They just needed to cast the role of Kristen Stewart’s one-night-car-make-out perfectly. Perfectly, of course, meaning finding someone willing to go along with a scandal that would tarnish their name in Hollywood forever.

And so they approached Rupert Sanders, the up-and-coming director of Snow White and the Huntsman with no mainstream name recognition. As a 41-year-old in Hollywood, his window to make it as a big director was closing and he needed this kind of boost to “make it” before it was too late.

And the perk of Rupert Sanders? He came with his wife Liberty Ross, an up-and-coming actress who also had no name recognition The cherry on top of the sundae? They have two young moppets who could pull at America’s heartstrings from afar, but completely miss the scandal happening around them. It’s hard to see turmoil in your home, when it’s only happening on the front pages of Us Weekly.

“Not only will this push you and your wife into the national spotlight,” the team of publicsts told them, “but it will create incredible amount of curiosity and intrigue around the filming of Snow White and the Huntsman 2. Especially if Liberty plays Kristen’s mother again in flashback scenes. Can you imagine how many people will want to see them acting together, as mother and daughter? Oh and don’t worry about the kids. It’s just a kiss and your act in this little PR Play will wrap up so quickly that they’ll never know.  Within a few days you and Rupert will be reunited for the sake of the children. And yet, Liberty will still be able to get brownie points from casting directors who remember her as the poor, little wronged wife. And Rupert? Rupert just created a huge Hollywood scandal. He’ll certainly get pats on the back from all the other men in Hollywood who could never score a hot, young actress like Kristen Stewart.”

And Liberty Ross and Rupert Sanders agreed. Especially after hearing that their roles would only requires a week’s worth of their time. In fact, less. The photos would come out on Tuesday night, Liberty Ross would be devastated by Wednesday morning, and reunited with her husband by Saturday. Just 5 days.

Then they would step aside and let the real drama unfold. They would let everyone across America start asking, “If Liberty Ross can forgive Rupert Sanders, maybe Robert Pattinson can forgive Kristen Stewart.”

Now we just wait for the next act to unfold. To see what kinds of tearful conversations are written into the script next. But don’t hold your breath in suspense. We’ve all seen enough romantic movies to know how this will end.

(Photo: Miss Malini)

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  • Matt

    I’ll save the US magazine for LIberty and Rupert childrens till they are old enough to understand how piggy is their daddy.

  • lipsy01

    The other thing I find weird is that in Roberts 2 interviews he apparently isn’t limiting questions..which is weird when he is usually so quiet but it allegedly going to answer anything..let’s hope its a stunt and he tells everyone in an interview n kristen Stewart comes out laughing about it lol. I just hope its all over soon the rumours are getting stupid, e.g. dog custody battle,second affair and eating icecream(as if!)

    • Nena

      That’s what i said. Like he is really going to say anything!! Maybe they will come clean on GMA , but I still think all the crazy fans won’t be happyu

  • m

    So now Rob is all up for ANY questioning??? Wow! I never thought he would EVER do that. I still don’t think this some stunt. It’s too crazy and extreme. So now Rob &his team are going to now use this drama for press for his career? I mean it’s not unusual for celebs to use the “sympathy” card for their careers. But this is “Mr. I’ll never speak about my personal life EVER”? But it’s smart, because he gets free positive press, without having to do absolutely anything. I wasn’t going to tune in for his interviews, but now I really want to hear what he has to say about this stuff. Next week is going to extra tough on Kristen. Scary. Dating Robert Pattinson, he comes with death sentence regardless (seriously) lol.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/A-Denise-Moore/1336926857 A Denise Moore

      This is too crazy and extreme? What about Kim and Chris? That was extreme and people made big money off that stunt.

    • Nena

      I forgot about that one. I still don’t think their relationship was fake for reasons already given, only the affair is fake to promote LS and RS careers and maybe stick it to the media which they hate.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/A-Denise-Moore/1336926857 A Denise Moore

    This is the first time I’ve ever read an article or even posted a comment about Kristen or Robert about their personal lives or even their work; I honestly just don’t care. I’ve seen some of Kristen’s work (not at the theater) and I think she’s a great actress. Rob, on the other hand, needs more training ..or something.

    ANYWAYZ, when I saw the “continuing publicity stunt” link, I thought it was interestingly bizarre so I had to read it. Soooo, if I’m getting this right: Kristen and Robs’ been in a fake four year love relationship and the studio wanted to beef up interest in their upcoming movie so they faked another love affair in which it was pretty much a done deal in 5 business days. Correct? If so, that is some crazy snit.

    I can only imagine the amount of money that flows in the media industry on bullcrap like this but I”m sure it put’s food on the table for someone. Hang in their Kristen! .

  • NorthGAgirl

    And then on the day KStew is finally lapped she(libert) will post a picture of a soaring bird on her blog to signal their freedoms from the contract they signed.

    • NorthGAgirl

      Ummm..not lapped, I meant papped

  • http://robinvandam1.tumblr.com/ Robin Van Dam

    Just in case KStew was a victim here, I posted this all over where I could. I agree with you. You wouldn’t believe the vitrol I got for this:

    Mr. Sanders is the type of man with whom I am very familiar. He is the type
    of person that befriends you to use you and get as much from you at the
    slightest possible cost to himself. He is a risk taker at the risk of others,
    knowing, well in advance, what his goal is, what his chances of success are,
    and what his level of exposure will be, well before he plays the game. He
    begins to size you up at first contact and zeros in on your most vulnerable
    characteristics. He is the top of the food chain, a predator, watching every
    move of his prey, categorizing their ticks, and carefully calculating his
    advantages over their weaknesses. His relationships, especially with women, are
    brief and to the point, hunting for the easiest target, like a lion, usually
    going for the young and inexperienced to conserve his energy or exposure. He
    minimizes his damages with promises or threats, depending on their weaknesses,
    as he lures them in for the kill and savors the delicacies of his conquests
    with an insatiable, narcissistic pleasure.

    He targets his prey based on his level of risk and exposure, knowing, the
    higher the profile, the lower the risk of exposure. He disregards what is
    morally, humanely, and civilly right. He takes advantage of his power over his
    prey, regardless of the consequences and harm imposed. He leaves them wounded
    with overwhelming guilt, self-loathing, feelings of worthlessness, and
    depression, allowing him to return to devour them over, and over, again, at his
    leisure. His position of authority allows him the luxury of praise or
    displeasure, knowing his prey will either be grateful or crumble into
    submission and he will receive the fruits of his labor, willingly, leaving them
    hungry for more or unsatisfied with their need to please him so they are worthy
    of his good graces. The situation of emotional distress, naïveté, and
    vulnerability allows him to nurture his prey, in a fatherly stature, insuring
    their loyalty, love, respect and tight lips, limiting his exposure to the bare
    minimum. He believes he is top dog and invincible. He respects no one below his
    own egotistical importance.

    To be precise, Mr. Pattinson, you are what Mr. Sanders deems below him, more
    than anyone else. You were his true target. He had to prove to himself, and
    you, he had the power to take what he wanted, away from anyone, even someone as
    beloved as you are. He had to prove he was the stronger, more desired, more
    dominant male in town. I like to think of his type as “Caesar” and you are his
    “Spartacus.” Ms. Stewart was nothing more than a tool for him to punish you for
    your successes and over shadowing his prominence during his hour of glory. It
    ate away at him that his talents could not be recognized without your name
    boosting his production of SWATH because of your relationship with Ms. Stewart.
    You had nothing to do with SWATH! How dare you overshadow his work, his
    talents, and his creativity with the mere mention of your name! You are a lowly
    actor! He is the almighty director!

    What better way to knock you down a peg or two than to take the one thing
    you treasure most. Ms. Stewart was your vulnerability as much as you were hers
    and when you add her naïveté to the mix, neither one of you had a chance
    against the evil that hides in the hearts of men such as Rupert Sanders. You
    are nothing more than immature, naïve children in his eyes, and he knew he could
    crush you, both, with one blow. That is exactly what he did for the sake of
    fame.

    He is winning. Ms. Stewart is a harlot, shunned righteously by you, the
    media, and the public, while Mr. Sanders, in a few short months, will receive
    pats on the back by his colleagues, and asked, “So, what was it like, you know,
    with Kristen? Was she worth it?” I won’t go further. You get the picture. Men
    are men when they cheat. Women are worthless harlots, damaged goods, and no
    longer fit to be seen with in public, when events such as these are revealed.
    It is always the woman’s fault, her seduction, her choice and her selfishness.
    Women are evil and the temptation of man. Men are the weak victims, unable to
    utter the word, “No” at the sight of a beautiful woman and unable to resist his
    own perversions in his mind because she put them there just by being a
    beautiful, desirable woman in his sights.

    Mrs. Sanders, well let’s be nice and say I have my suspicions. She’s not
    well known in these parts, virtually invisible, until this event, and lonely,
    looking to liven up her boring, mundane motherly life with a new acting career.
    She was totally discontent with her new home and the extended absence of her
    poor, weak victim of a husband, not to mention sexless marriage. She said so,
    herself. It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to figure out her part in all this.
    If I had to guess, I would bet she was heading to a divorce attorney long
    before this event and was the one that tipped the paparazzo. She too, has benefited
    from this event. Gee, how many offers do you think she has received for
    modeling, interviews, and more importantly, acting? She’s playing the innocent
    wife victim of Ms. Stewart’s irresistible temptations toward her weak victim of
    a husband, perfectly. I can’t help but wonder how long it took them to plan the
    whole thing. Those pictures, told me much more than I bet they expected anyone
    to see. I saw ‘set-up’ from the get go! The biggest give away were the two
    pictures of Mr. Sanders looking straight into the camera. The one by the
    railing looks like he was gesturing, “Did you get that?”

    You heard Mr. Sanders, “I am utterly distraught about the pain I have caused
    my family. My beautiful wife and heavenly children are all I have in this world.
    I love them with all my heart. I am praying that we can get through this
    together.” It was a staged apology, cold with no hint of sincerity in his voice
    or sweat on his brow. Praying? Oh, he didn’t mean what it seems he meant! He
    flubbed his words! He forgot the last three! “I’m praying that we can get
    through this together, without getting caught!” You’ve read his other comment,
    “I would do absolutely anything and everything to save my marriage.” Yeah, I
    believe that. How about this lie, “It was the worst mistake of my life.” Let me
    hear Mrs. Sanders say that. She’s riding on a high horse with wings, right
    about now.

    Wow, what a trade off and complete role reversal, “The demise of Kristen
    Stewart’s acting career for the rise of Liberty Sanders.” Who is overshadowing
    whom, now? It makes me so sad to see people do this to each other. Do I just
    have an over active, devious mind? I feel ashamed of myself for being no better
    than the tabloids. Please forgive me for not erasing this evil trash, but if I
    can see it, and think it, do you really think it’s that farfetched? I am just a
    normal person, sitting on the outside, looking in. I believe the Sanders,
    without Ms. Stewart’s knowledge, orchestrated it and she truly is as much a
    victim as you. The Sanders have destroyed so much goodness and it is painful. I
    am so sorry. I hope you see what I see and salvage yourselves, together or
    separately, it doesn’t matter, as long as you both survive with your heads held
    high.

    Why is it the woman’s responsibility to say “NO” and it’s
    “OK” for a married man to seduce, approach or say “Yes” to
    his sexual urges instead of him being responsible enough at 41 yrs. old to
    fight those urges, even if he is the one approached?

    • nena

      Hey do you know him or is this your opinion? Im not being mean just wondering

    • lillicat

      Robin: Thank you for giving us your thoughts. I must say they are not that far fetched, however only the four people involved and their core group know what really went down. I think that this is the only Blogspot remaining where you can post how you feel without being threatened. The majority here feel agree with Jenni that something “stinks” about this entire scenario, whether it was set-up or a PR stunt. It just seems that Kris and Rob are the ones in pain, and L&RS are happily moving along with new and better lives. We all love Kris and Rob, and just want them happy, and to be able to live their lives as they want.

  • jen

    lol Liberty and Rupert are still separated so I bet you’re regreting this ridiculous article. Could you possibly present anymore wild, unsubstantiated claims?

    • Jenni

      How do you know they’re still separated apart from what they’re telling us?

    • lillicat

      Jenni: I read on another blog that KS and RP’s managers, people (whatever) are still friends on FaceBook. This came from the group I mentioned that seemed to know what was going on inside the circles. This was right before TIFF.

    • Jenni

      That doesn’t surprise me at all. I’m sure between all the Twilight films and all their accompanying press that those people are very close (even if it’s only a work way). Annnd if this whole thing is a stunt, then they must be working closer than ever.

    • lillicat

      Yes, and IF KS&RP are still together, they would be stressed and heartbroken over the mean and snide comments people are making about both of them. BTW, I went back and read all your blogs since you came up with the PR theory. I just needed a lift. Your articles make me smile. There’s just too much drama.

    • Jenni

      Haha thanks! It’s neverending drama. While I predicted Liberty Ross would benefit with additional film role offers, I never guessed it would also shine some light on her modeling career. Seriously, the gift that keeps on giving.

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