When last we checked in with Liam Hemsworth, he was busy telling In Style Magazine how inconsistent his sense of style is, in that sometimes he looks well put together, while at other times he looks like a homeless person. (And not in a cool, layered, Olsen twins way.) Now, it seems his wife-to-be Miley Cyrus has processed this piece of information the only way a rational person could: by attempting to help him start his own clothing line.
According to Women’s Wear Daily, Cyrus was recently spotted at a trade show and some after parties in New York networking on behalf of her unconditionally hot man-friend, who couldn’t attend because he was shooting on location in Philadelphia. She reportedly “told partygoers that Hemsworth is interested in starting a men’s wear line of his own” and “discussed the ins and outs of the business with fellow revelers.” WWD does not say how “fellow revelers” reacted to being asked serious questions about the fashion biz by a girl who recently thought it a sound sartorial choice to wear only a bra on the red carpet.
This reminds me of nothing more than that episode of 30 Rock in which Jon Hamm is allowed to practice medicine and teach tennis merely because he’s ridiculously good looking, a phenomenon known as “the bubble.” Almost no one tells you the truth when you’re living in the bubble, so it’s only with the utmost good will and desire to help when I say: Stop. Stop it now. Nothing good can come of this.
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