Carly Rae Jepsen Naked Photo Scandals And Sex Tape Leaks Are Getting More Annoying Than ‘Call Me Maybe’ Videos

Every other morning I wake up to another headline about Carly Rae Jepsen being naked. First we had the naked photo leak that turned out to be porn star Destiny Benedict. Followed yesterday by the sex tape rumor that Carly Rae Jepsen denied being her. And now, word on the nude photo street is that hackers hacked into her computer (as hackers are wont to do), stole naked photos of her and are shopping them around to various media outlets.

This time around, everyone’s saying that this naked photo scandal is for real. Yep, that’s right, sound the alarms! This is not a naked photo scandal drill. That’s why Carly Rae Jepsen already called the police and got them involved in this hackervasion of privacy crime.

TMZ reports:

Law enforcement sources tell TMZ … Jepsen’s camp received an anonymous tip about the pics back in March … and immediately called the Vancouver Police Department to report the cyber crime. Cops jumped on the case … and confirmed the tip was legit, Jepsen HAD been hacked.  A rep for the Vancouver PD tells us an active investigation is underway “in regards to a theft of electronic property belonging to Jepsen.” In fact, we’re told cops already have a potential suspect lined up.

And while Crushable hasn’t gotten a call yet from Hackerz R Us, we’re going on teh record now as saying we don’t want these photos. Nor do we want any naked photos. They’re so cliche at this point. Unless a celebrity has a 3rd nipple on her secret penis, I’m not really interested in seeing them. It’s not like, “ZOMG Carly Rae Jepsen has boobs WITH AREOLAS!!” We all kinda assumed that, no?

So hackers, stop hacking — and more importantly, celebrities, stop saving naked photos to your hackable computers.

(Photo:  FayesVision/

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