Well in exciting news for people who love ambiguity and confusion, Fifty Shades of Grey producer Dana Brunetti tweeted out the news today that Emma Watson will NOT be playing Anastasia Steele. Nor will Emma Roberts, Elizabeth Olsen, Debra Messing, Blue Ivy or the ghost of Martha Washington. That’s right. Everything you think you know about about Fifty Shades of Grey casting is wrong. For Anastasia Steele and Christian Grey. Why?
According to this tweet, the movie still needs a writer and director before it can start casting roles.
Which is kind of a silly thing to tweet, because hellooo Dana Brunetti. The fine folks of the Internet will gladly cast the movie for you! In fact, we’re already doing it every single day. For example, we all want Mitt Romney’s five sons to play Christian Grey. And we want Katie Holmes to play Anastasia. Right guys? This is what we talked about last week, I’m pretty sure.
So Dana, keep on trying to find a writer and director. We’ll take care of all the hard casting work on our end.
Oh, also, what are everyone’s thoughts on Lori Beth Denberg for Anastasia Steele? It’s different, but it might just be the kind of different that makes this movie vital.