• Tue, Jul 24 2012

Paternity Tests Everywhere Rumble In Their Boxes As Chris Klein And Katie Holmes Get Back Together

Anonymous sources, various insiders and loyal friends are working overtime lately in a valiant effort to inform the public that Katie Holmes is reuniting with her ex-fiance Chris Klein. Everywhere you look, there’s new information leaking out about their rekindled relationship and their romantic reunion.

Yesterday Blind Gossip claimed the Katie was texting Chris while he was in rehab at Cirque Lodge. Because nothing says sexty quite like “Do u wanna hang out? Or r u still in rehab? Also ur a dad. lol. srlsy.”

Naturally everyone’s thrilled about them getting back together. Not necessarily for them, because as a couple they’re kind of a vanilla on vanilla —  but for the drama that will result from them taking this relationship public. Just when you the thought the divorced fizzled out way too quickly, they hit you again with this scandalous romance. It’s like When Harry Met Sally meets Jumanji. So much excitement! So much heartache! So much Robin Williams?

Maybe.

At this point, I wouldn’t be shocked if he came forward as Suri Cruise’s biological father. In the same way that I wouldn’t be shocked if Tom Cruise confessed to having yearly face lifts. And Chris Klein confessed that Here on Earth was way too long of a movie. (Because it was and I still hold it against him.)

While Katie and Chris haven’t confirmed their new romance yet, I just know we’re days away from a photo leaking of the two making out on top of L. Ron Hubbard’s grave. While Suri Cruise fills out her emancipation papers.

She has gymnastics classes to take and school supplies to buy and memoirs to write, she doesn’t have time for her mother’s love antics.

(Photo: PCWNYC)

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  • American Dreamer

    I don’t think Katie has been hooking up with Chris because I live in Katie’s apartment building and she is under total lockdown with security outside her front door and in the lobby 24/7 in a very public building.

    I could imagine Katie sneaking Chris into the building late night but I dont think she would want him in the same apartment as Suri its too soon especially since Katie is renting a relatively small 1,500 square foot apartment.

    • Kayla

      Does the building have an underground garage? I know a lot of the celeb ones do. That means she can come and go undetected.

  • American Dreamer

    I don’t think Katie has been hooking up with Chris because I live in Katie’s apartment building and she is under total lockdown with security outside her front door and in the lobby 24/7 in a very public building.

    I could imagine Katie sneaking Chris into the building late night but I dont think she would want him in the same apartment as Suri its too soon especially since Katie is renting a relatively small 1,500 square foot apartment.

  • xenubarb

    I remember reading an article that came out just around the time Katie and Cruise were getting together.

    A friend of hers related a story of lunch with Katie, where she said she thought she might be pregnant. This was before Cruise.

    So I would not be surprised by anything that unfolds. One thing’s for sure, none of this will be good for the very heterosexual Tom Cruise.

    The only thing that keeps him from declaring his true love is probably Scientology’s overall homophobic culture.

  • eileen bickford

    would naturally hope she would not hurt him again. seems he is protective yet she is not. that awful pic of her on a motorcycle in a dress with her tongue forward against her front teeth and a ugly sneer well too much of a greedy look. given the intense nature of t.c. and her relationship privacy intrusion having a gentleman around could’nt be worse but rather a put down. watch tje olympics and get real together.

  • rerun

    hopefully he gets involved in his daughter’s life in such a way that doesn’t deprive her of her scientologist- approved & pre agreed upon beard payments

  • Galleria68

    Why would she ever break up with Chris Klein. He seems like a wonderful guy. I think his life is do similir i Here on earth, that is one of my favorite love stories of all time.
    I thought the chemistry was fantastic between n he and Leelee Sobieski. I thought the acting was fantastic. I have such a crush on Chris Klein. It s very likely he is the father. But I have to give him credit for not starting any rumors.
    I truly feel Cruise is gsy.