Awkward: Miley Cyrus Thinks She’s Too Good For The Teen Choice Awards

In exciting news for the Billy Ray Cyrus School for Wayward Children Who Are Related To Me, Miley Cyrus won the Choice Hottie Award at the 2012 Teen Choice Awards. Unfortunately for all the fans who voted to get her there, she didn’t make an appearance. Daily Cyrus stalking tells me she’s probably still in Philadelphia with her faux-ance Liam Hemsworth.

But considering that she has access to unlimited travel resources, that’s not really a legitimate excuse for skipping an awards show. Especially an awards show that think she deserves to win awards. I’m pretty sure those are few and far between these days.

Last time I checked the Oscars weren’t knocking down her door to celebrate The Last Song. Nor were the Grammys attempting to give her a belated lifetime achievement award for “Party in the USA.” So if I were her, I would probably show up at the Teen Choice Awards to thank the fans who got me there.

Or at least, pre-record a video thanking my fans.

It’s offensive enough that professional vampire Ian Somerhalder had to accept the Choice Hottie Award with her. Making him be the bearer of her “sorry I’m not sorry I didn’t show up” excuse is just unacceptable.

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    • JJones

      Maier you are full of it, you have no ideal why Miley didn’t show up for Teen Choice. You are just another hater wanting to dig spurs into Miley. Do you not understand that is why Miley has been preforming more out of country because of all the haters. Unless Miley states I didn’t go to the Teen Choice awards because it doesn’t mean anything/// unless she states this you are just blowing it out of your behind.

      • Jenni Maier

        Oddly enough, I typed this entire blog using my behind. So you, good sir/ma’am are correct!

    • Ahmed

      she ALSO won Choice Fashion Icon !!!! geez get ur facts straight !
      and I totally agree, Miley is a bitch for skipping the TCAs especially if she didn’t have any work scheduled, she was ony there to hang out with her fiancé… but I think there is more to the story, Miley didn’t set foot at the TCAs after the 2009 pole dancing scandal, so maybe u should go digg up some dirt, cuz I think she blames the TCAs for framing her or for censoring the pole part

    • Chloe Kerry

      Just look at her tweets, she has personal issues to take care. She already picked out a dress and ready to go… It was a disappointment for me and all Smilers out there, but i guess let’s all just be supportive and understand? There’s always next year!

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    • SMDH

      Unbelievable how you could type this… how can you assume that without valid proof

      Maybe she wouldn’t go without Liam and seriously? you think it’s a faux-mance too? aha if anything you seem full of it Jenni

    • fuckmaier


      • Jenni Maier

        Did you know that we both have “Maier” in our name? Pretty neat!

    • Lo Mansfield

      This is the most stupid thing I have ever read. You, my dear, are a moron.

    • has

      she hasn`t come cause it`s not a place of sluts

      • Amy

        I first read this as “palace of sluts” which would have been way more awesome.

    • maggie

      but miley cyris IS too good for the teen choice awards! who the hell wants to hang out with beiber and lea michele when they have all the money in the world to do whatever they want? and why is liam her faux-ance??

    • Jaclyn

      Wow, Miley still has a lot of fans. Or at least six more than I gave her credit for. I think this was brilliant Jenni, and probably spot-on.

      • Jenni Maier

        Her amount of fans continues to surprise me and make me feel very old.

      • Maria

        Uh, tell me. Who knows you exist other than your family/friends, please. If you care enough to read and comment… you are obsessed. Stupid bitch

    • Alex

      What kind of a blogger are you? Get your facts straight before starting rumors. It’s people like you that make the world shit. She had personal issues, aka something happened to her brother Braison, as you clearly can see by Billy Ray’s tweets. Haters are sickening.

      • Jenni Maier

        Deep question. What kind of blogger am I? I would say based on your comment that I’m a “factually correct blogger,” but let me know if that’s inaccurate.

    • maierfan

      Seriously, the comments on your articles are the best. I’m a huge fan of your work. It always leaves me cackling.

    • kjasdf

      Wasn’t her brother in the hospital? This article is pretty misleading..

    • Savannah Burton

      Wow. You really have some nerve. If you are going to say crap like that about someone, you should probably understand the facts and situation. She has been sick these past couple of days. You would know this if you read her posts on twitter; but apparently you are just another asshole who doesn’t have anything good to say. She also apologized for not being able to attend, because, once again… She was under the weather and health and family come first to a normal caring person. People like this make me sick. If you don’t know the story, then shut up and leave people alone.

    • Not The Real Jenni Maier

      I’m a fuckhead and should learn to get my facts straight. Sorry.

    • Liz

      I love this article. She shouldn’t be on an awards show. She’s too much of a fucking drug addict whose such a slut. She doesn’t deserve to be on the show, nor even be on the show. I’m super happy she didn’t show up. Those poor kids who went to it and watched it on tv were saved from her slutty dressed, vagina showing dumb ass. :D

    • Thomas

      Miley is really interesting! I am not a huge fan of her but I do actually feel confused about her boobs. I spotted her in unusually busty and beautiful in a vide clip. She is showing off her body.

      However, lately, I found that she is not as busty as she was in the video. I am quite confused. Anyway, I saw the clip at