I Guess Stephanie Tanner Thinks We Forgot About The Time She Drove Joey’s Car Into The House…The Full House

Color me appalled with the news that Jodie Sweetin thinks she has a right to sue someone who totaled her car back in 2011. Because if I recall, she once drove someone else’s car into her house and barely got in trouble. Yeah, Danny Tanner fatherly speeches were painful to listen to, but that’s pretty light punishment for a child who DROVE A CAR INTO A HOUSE. And today, she’s all like, “what’s karma?” as news comes out about her new lawsuit.

This morning, the fine muckrakers at TMZ report that Jodie Sweetin is suing the man who hit her back in 2011. Well pin a rose on your nose Stephy. And while you’re at, apologize to Kimmy Gibbler for being weirdly mean to her. It’s truly amazing how abusive that entire family was to a young girl — who for years appeared to be DJ’s only friend.

In the lawsuit, filed today, the ex Stephanie Tanner claims the accident happened in LA in March, 2011 — and that she suffered damage to her vehicle, loss of wages, and loss of “earning capacity.” TMZ obtained a copy of the suit Jodie filed against Clark Taylor Stavros … and in it she also claims to have racked up medical bills. All told … Jodie claims the accident set her back $25k. At the time of the wreck … Jodie tweeted — “Had a car accident, I’m Ok. A wrist fracture and neck and body are really sore.”

Really, $25,000. I wonder how much Danny had to pay to fix his broken house. I would also ask how much Joey had to pay to fix his car, but that would be a stupid question. We all know Joey operated on a below-poverty level. Why else would a grown man live in someone else’s basement and babysit someone else’s  kids for free. For years. I bet that was actually the last car he owned. He spent any money that could have gone toward fixing it on a woodchuck puppet.

So Jodie, Stephanie, maybe you should re-evaulate some of your past choices before you get up on your high horse and start suing people. Oh, also I know what happened to Mr. Bear.

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    • Cassandra Hough

      Totally spit out my sandwich before finishing the title. Amazing.

      • samwise

        I AGREE!!!!

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    • Charles Moskowitz

      I say this with all due respect.
      You have to remember that when that happened in A TV SHOW all it was is a TV SHOW__all scripted all with breakaway sets that can be easily replaced without too much cost. Just like another situation where someone accidentally throws something through a window on a TV SHOW where its all scripted and the sets or whatever props are easily replaceable at low cost.

      As for the REAL LIFE aaccident I personally been through the same thing. I woke up late for work and called in saying I would be in between 10:15 and 10:30. OK I am crossing the street and the next thing I know I came to (after being knocked for almost 90 minutes) coming out of the cat scan machine. I wound up in the hospital for 5 days and then being trasfered to the county rehabilitation hospital for 2 & 1/2 months to heal up my right arm that was broken in 3 places (shoulder, wrist and outer bone in my forearm). Being hit also aggrivated the arthritis in my spine also. I finaly got home a week before my 48th birthday. In my state the no fault law says I have to sue for bodily injury and lost wages and all the medical bills that were connected due from the accident. That whole process between the hospital and the rehab hospital came to $60,000. I first met the lawer that handled my case aprox a year after the accident and after setteling out of court the driver that hit me was held fincially responsible to repay my insurance back AND I was awarded a considerable sum on top of that also.
      So please remember that the first “SCRIPTED ACCIDENT” was part of a TV SHOW about a fictious family and the second REAL LIFE accident actually happened.
      AS I said before I mean this with all due respect.

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