Oh Bother! Fan Reveals Very Minor Secret About Harry Styles After Tracking Down His Birth Certificate

Recently a Harry Styles superfan tracked down his birth certificate and tweeted it out to the world. While this isn’t illegal, it’s not exactly ethical. Then again, I think that defines the characteristics of a diehard One Direction fan. Always toeing the line, never crossing it. Always writing Harry Styles/Louis Tomlinson gay lover fan fiction, always being appalled at the idea that it could actually be true. Oh to be young and free of consequences again!

Which reminds me that obsessive stalkery fans truly are the worst. No sarcasm. They are the worst. They’re slightly sick in the head, yet slightly more social media savvy than you. So just because all the wires in their brain aren’t connected, all their social media channels certainly are. If they find someone out about you, everyone will find something out about you.

Like this fun fact from Harry Styles’ leaked birth certificate. His name isn’t really Harry. Nor is it Harrison or Harris or Harrington the Third. It’s Harold.  Just like the kid with that stupid purple crayon. Can you believe that?! Harold Styles. He just went from a global heartthrob to a suburban dentist on the verge of retirement.

Luckily for Harry Styles, his mum, Anne Cox,didn’t take this leak sitting down. (Or typing down…if you prefer a little dad humor in your One Direction posts) She tweeted back, “why would you even have that??”

Great question Anne Cox! The fan removed the birth certificate and tweeted out an apology. But too little, too late. Now we all know Harold’s real name. We also know that we can never trust him again. Because lying about your name is equivalent to murdering 6-8 puppies and you can be sentenced to 10 years in prison or a lifetime without the ability to detag photos of yourself on Facebook. That’s UK law, I did not make that up.

(Photo: WENN.com)

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    • Hayylaa

      Whats wrong with his name being Harold…. Nothing. I love it. ;D I knew it, anyways.

      • Hayylaa

        He never lied.

      • http://www.facebook.com/jordyn.cunningham.1 Jordyn Cunningham

        i luv it to

    • Lou

      He didn’t LIE about his name. Geez. For god’s sake HARRY is his NICKNAME. He never said anything about his name was HARRY instead of HAROLD. A lot of people knows his name is HAROLD. How about try growing up and stop acting so immature. Please. So does that mean having a nickname means you’re already lying about your name? Come on.

    • Melody Nelson

      I’m almost POSITIVE he never lied about his name. Most people just assumed that “Harry” was short for Harrison or something. Everyone knows that haters towards celebrities that try to make them look bad, secretly are jealous of them or want to be them. Your most likely just be giving out information that has already been revealed by, I don’t know, 70,000,000 people already! So next time you think you’re top dog and want to refer to someone as “the kid with that stupid purple crayon”…Look in the mirror!

    • anonymous

      everyone already knew his name was Harold stupid!

    • http://twitter.com/KharmaHoran Kharma Horan

      What about Zayn? It’s really spelled Zain you idiot! If you don’t take this down, I’m gonna bring the cops into this!

    • Ashley

      these pissed off moments when you actually wasted your time looking at an article when you know this already…

    • lauralilylove

      how can they say its like killing puppies he didn’t change his name illegally for example theres lady gaga I know its a stage name harry styles is his stage name and he didn’t change it its just been shortened

    • Sarahmclolipops

      Harry is short for harold

    • Sarahmclolipops

      It’s illegal in the uk to shorten your name?

      • Ellenora Jones

        NO!!!It’s not illegal.You can change your name to whatever you want. You just have to go to the local solicitors office.

    • Ellenora Jones

      He didn’t lie about his name DUUUUUHHH!!! Harry is short for Harold,just like Leo is short for Leonardo or Will is short for William. Is it a crime that he wanted to go by Harry and not by Harold? What about Mindless Behavior? Prodigy,Princeton,Ray-Ray,and Rock Royal isn’t their REAL names,it just the stage name,just like Harry!!

    • seriously?

      HARRY IS SHORT FOR HAROLD YOU DIMWIT!

    • Alessia Eletta Coppi

      I still don’t know if it’s harry or harold….a lot of people on ask are still convinced that is harry and that harold is a nickname…even if nick grimmy call him harold!

    • Emma

      That is sooo mean and very rude I mean really it is not yours to share so don’t share it.

      • Alexis Rhiannon

        Are you…serious?

    • its just abby i love harry

      We all knew his name was harold this is an absolute shit report i swear

    • Sandra

      OMG that we are not gonna trust HARRY?!!! Are you kidding me, just because a name Im not gonna trust my idol aka the reason why I live? no, never evaaaa. And come on lying of a name is not equal to killing even a puppy, it is equal to to lying who wrote this?!!!!! WTF