• Thu, Jul 19 2012

5 Burning Questions About Fred Willard Getting Caught In A Porno Theater With His Pants Down

Fred Willard arrested lewd conduct porn theater masturbating questions The YankFred Willard, the sweet old guy who’s hilarious in those improvised movies like Best in Show and who plays Phil’s dad on Modern Familywas arrested for lewd conduct this morning after police caught him jerking it in an adult movie theater. Yeah, I feel kind of dirty writing that. The LAPD was doing a routine walk-through of a porno theater in Los Angeles and saw the Anchorman star sitting with his pants down and — let’s just be plain about it — his penis in his hand.

Willard was booked and released shortly thereafter, but now this bizarro story is getting plenty of traction on Twitter and other social media platforms. And not everyone is against him: It’s not as if he were doing this in a normal movie theater or, worse, in public where he could be exposing himself to some poor kid.

1. Why would you go to a porno theater when you have the internet? (Related: Why is YouPorn down?!)

2. Does Fred Willard own a computer?

3. Does he realize the utter irony that his newest project is called The Yank?

4. What movie was playing? (Actually, we can answer this one: There’s a 1-in-3 chance that it was a XXX parody of The Client List. Yes.)

5. But really… What else are you supposed to do in a porno theater?

Photo: Dominic Chan/WENN.com

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